~ Be like AJ ~

• The more silver jewlery, the better
• Hats~and lots of them
• Change your hair color whenever you change your socks
• get tattoos~the more the better. Who wants to see your arms when they can see tattoos? There's lots of space on your back too, put big ones there.
• Now that you've got all these tattoos, you gotta show 'em off! Cut all the sleves off your shirts, wear lots of vests, and if you're lucky enough to come accross a seethrough shirt, by 50 of 'em!
• Why shave your facial hair when you can sculpt it? Be an artist!
• Take your mama everywhere. she's cool, she's hip, make her your tour manager! there's an idea
• Spoil yourself when there's a sale of hoop earings. you can never have enough
• Don't forget sunglasses. These are a must. they have to be warn at all times, even in darkley kighted rooms.buy as many pairs as you can, borrow 'em if you need to, just don't give 'em back
• You've gotta get that cute little studder/lisp thing down pat. only aj can make that adorable...so you've got your work cut out for you
• A must is a huge vein on the side of your neck. it must be atleast 2 inche out of your neck at all times. watch out, it might pop if you strain too much
• clothing~ the more crazy and original the better
• who needs sicks when you hace low cut snake skin boots
• Don't be clear on what your favorite color is. yellow? purple? red? don't make uo your mind so you can confuse the fans.
• Feel the need to bring up the number '69' as much as possible.tattoo it on you, buy a hat that seys '1969'
• Sceam at the audience as much as possible. that helps them enjoy the song more
• While you're singing, look around a lot, almost like you're lost or something
• Hump the floor while singing your solos
• Wear some femanine clothes
• Look amazingly hot in one picture, and really freaky on in the next
• Show your abs, and show 'em as much as possible