My Whacked Out Story
A story I wrote on New Year’s eve 2001. beware this story is crazy and makes no sense
Jenna: ok it’s a New Year and now for something different, I’m not going to tell the story. That cutie with a bootie, JC, is
JC: zzzz...
Jenna: JC wake up! (Hits him)
JC: (mumbling in sleep) ouch. Go away.
Jenna: wake up! (Hits him harder)
JC: (mumbling half asleep) ow quit hitting on me!
Jenna: (giggles)
JC: what do you want?
Jenna: its your turn to tell the story Mr. Hottie of *NSYNC!
JC: um you got the wrong guy. That’s Justin.
Jenna: but aren’t you the cutie with a bootie?
JC: no. That’s Lance.
Jenna: (surprised) Lance has a bootie?
JC: (starts laughing) you didn’t know that? I thought you would being the nsync collector and all. (Falls out of chair laughing)
Jenna: (glares at JC) if Justin is the Hottie of *NSYNC, and Lance is the cutie with a bootie, what are you?
JC: um.... The dude with the hair?
Jenna: isn’t that Chris?
JC: I don’t think so...
Jenna: (softly) well I think you like a lion with your hair like that...(purrs) (louder) did I just say that out loud?
JC: yes you did
Jenna: oops....
JC: is that a good thing?
Jenna: oh yea (purrs again)
(Then Justin comes in)
Jenna: well hello Mr. Hottie of *NSYNC.
Justin: what? You talkin to me?
Jenna: yes! Who else would I be talking to?!
Justin: JC?
Jenna: ahhh! There’s two majorly fine guys here and neither has a clue!! (Screams and runs away)
Justin: what got into her?
JC: I don’t know.
Justin: oh. Do you think I should go after her?
JC: no. She woke me up when I was taking a nap.
Justin: really? How did she do that?
JC: I’m not telling you because you’ll do it.
Justin: I won’t I promise.
JC: she hit me.
Jenna: (in background) actually you said I was hitting on you, which I wasn’t.
(JC is about to say something when they are spotted by a teenie)
Teenie: (squeals) *NSYNC!!! (Squeals again)
Jenna: oh no! Teenies!! Run!!
(All three of take off running with a group teennies following them)
The end
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