Vegeta was sitting on the couch, minding his own business, when Bulma entered the room. She was carrying a huge box of shining white and red decorations. Vegeta stared at her, wondering what she was doing.
"Woman, what are you doing ?"
"Com'on Vegeta, don't tell me you don't know Xmas is in only two weeks."
"What's that Xmas thing ? Don't tell me it's another one of your stupid traditions!!!"
"Stop saying our traditions are stupid, didn't you have ones on your planet?"
"Well, we had some, but they weren't as silly as yours."
Bulma sighted, desesperated. Chibi Trunks came running around her, excited.
"Mommy, Mommy, are you putting the decorations on yet, are you ?"
Vegeta stared at his son, running around his mother, without understanding what he was so excited about. Bulma was only carrying some stupid colored papers around, putting them on the wall and by the ceilling. Mirai Trunks entered in the room, and seeing Vegeta's expression and Bulma putting the Xmas decorations, he started laughing.
"What's that little brat laughing about."
"Yeah, Trunks, what are you laughing about?" said Chibi Trunks, who stopped runnning around his mother.
"Trunks, it's gonna be the funniest Xmas ever !!!"
He walked away, still laughing, when Goku came in the room.
"Kakorrot, baka, what are you doing here."
"Hi to you too, Vman."
"Stop calling me that stupid name !"
He fired a ki-blast and Goku punched it away, laughing. Vegeta stared angrily at him, then sat down on the couch. Goten walked into the room and ran to Trunks.
"You know what Tman?"
Vegeta turned to the children, surprised.
"Kakorrot, don't tell me your thing call my son with a similar stupid name?!"
"Com'on Vman, don't you think this name his cool?!"
Vegeta fired him a ki-blast as an answer.
"I like that name dad, it's cool!!!"
"Oh Dende!" Vegeta sat down on the couch, desesperated.
"So, what is it Goten ?"
"Mom said that you were coming at home for Xmas!!! We'll get to unwrap our gifts togheter, we'll get to play togheter, we'll get to have dinner togheter!!!"
Hearing about food, Vegeta suddenly seemed interested.
"What that gifts and food thing?"
Goku's eyes started shining when he heard the word "food". He smiled and said,
"There is almost as much food there was at Thanksgiving, but it's even better!!! There is another turkey, there is sugar, chocolate, and even more."
He claps his hands togheter with glee. Vegeta suddenly remembered about Thanksgiving, about the food fight, and he remembered how humiliated he felt because he had fun.
"I'm not going."
"Why ? " said Goku
"Shut up baka, I just don't want to go."
Mirai Trunks came back in the room, seeing the decorations, he started to laugh again.
"You see that, that's why he doesn't want to go!", said Bulma.
"Baka! Stop laughing like that!"
He fired a ki-blast at Mirai Trunks, but he punched it away.
"Vegeta, stop doing that, no more ki-blast in my house, eccept in the gravity room. And you are coming for Xmas, cause if you don't the gravity room will be destroy!"
"O.k., I'll do..."
"Hey Vman, Bulma's stronger then you..."
"Like you're even stronger then Chichi...", said Vegeta, hardly resisting to fire a ki-blast at him.
"What are you talking about, Chichi's weak..."
(Sound of frying pan on Goku's head)
"Chichi, what are you doing here!?"
***
There was a giant Xmas tree in front of the Son's house. Vegeta stared at it with surprised eyes, almost scared.
"Vman, don't be scare, it's only a tree!"
"Shut up baka, I'm not scared of that stupid thing"
But the expression on his face was at the opposite. Mirai Trunks was laughing behind him, but he was only looking at the tree with fear.
***
" Here's a present for you Goten..."
The little boy oppened his gift, and he saw a portable computer.
"Cool!!!"
He kissed his parents for the gift, then ran to Chibi Trunks to play with him.
"Here's one for you Vegeta"
Bulma searched Vegeta, but he wasn't around.
"Vegeta, where are you honey ? "
"Hey, he's over here."
Vegeta was in a dark corner, shaking.
"What is it Vman, you're afraid of the tree?"
"Shut up, I'm not afraid of anything. "
Mirai Trunks was still laughing, and Chibi Trunks had a big smile on his face. Vegeta was looking at the smaller tree with fear. Chichi took a picture, while they were all laughing at Vegeta. He wanted to fire ki-blast, but at the last minute, he remembered Bulma's warning.
"Shut up, it's not funny! There is all those diabolic lights, and those demoniac red and green balls!"
They all laughed even more.
"I hate Xmas!"
End
This fanfic has been inspirated by LadyBulma's work (you hadn't guess, huh?)
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