1. I go to Law School. I came to law school right after college and the two are not even close. Instead of going out all the time I'm stuck reading really boring court decisions. I read three Scalia opinions or dissents a day and I have Scalia. In fact I'm pretty sure I don't even want to be a lawyer.

2. I live in Queens. Manhattan is cool, Brooklyn is cool, Queens is like an even more crowded Long Island. I don't have a car and I am always stuck in my apartment because even if i did take the subway somewhere cool I don't have any money to spend there.

3. I'm a Bills fan. That should be self explanatory but to further be a kick to the groin, they just lost to the Jets who are plain awful

4. I eat hot dogs or peanut butter sandwiches for every meal. At first this seemed cool but one gets real sick of peanut butter and hot dogs really fast.

5. I work for a telemarketing center that sells theater tickets. I make $6 an hour plus commission which can range from 3% to 8%, but i have to sell $300 worth of tickets a week before that even starts. I have not sold one thing yet since I suck at trying to sell people stuff, plus I'm trying to sell the arts which I know nothing about.

6. The "Call Center" I work at is stocked with 50 year old women who dress and have hair cuts like they're 20. So I see them from behind and think hot girl just to have them turn around and see someone who could be my mom

7. I just got some mail from home that my mom had saved. In it was a bealth insurance bill for $677. I don't buy health insurance. I was covered under my dad but than blue cross and blue shield decided to lower the age limit for children in school from 26 to 19. Supposedly my dad did somehting through where he works to continue my coverage at some extra cost but it looks like I got screwed.

8. Here's a perfect example of why law school sucks. I have tax and I sit next to my friend Bill. The is an open seat next to me and one next to Bill. A girl that I know came in who had missed her section of tax and wanted to know if the seat was open, which i told her it was. So she sits down and than some weiner who is 25 and bald with a nose made for a hobbit walks over, and for no reason because its none of his business and tells her, being completely serious that her seat is taken. Number one, you don't know if that seat is or isn't taken dick and two what do you care dick? Stop being so anal and go to your fucking seat so I can take a nap. And the worst part is the girl came in with a guy, another weiner who had also missed his section and he couldn't sit next to Bill because he didn't know him and was to scared to share a book with him. Thankfully, he left all his shit there so no one else could take the seat.