But can we?
If you think about it, pets would make the perfect spies. Pets have the freedom to roam the houses and yards of their owners and neighbors, even without search permits. However, most people would consider dogs and cats simply too stupid for spywork. Unfortunately for us, new evidence suggests that the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been researching developing, and breeding genetically engineered cats and dogs and putting them into civilian use. These animals, by all appearances and behaviors identical to every other cat or dog, are actually semi-intelligent cyborgs with cameras and satellite transmitters to report you as soon as you cheat on your tax returns. In order to prevent the public from discovering their secret spies, the CIA has developed these animals with organic cameras, computer brains, and transmitters so that people won't get suspicious when they find metallic objects in the guts of dead animals on the highway. Fortunately, there are ways to detect these cyborg-spies of the New World Order
The organs/cyborg components used as cameras, microphones, etc inside the animal are almost impossible to detect visually, but they do have one weakness: they reflect radiation differently than normal tissue. Here is testimony from Dr. Jakob Wrip
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