The scene opens in a typical American living room. Paisley couches and feaux leather recliners, the whole 9 yards. Sitting on one of the couches is Mark briscoe. On the coffee table in front of him is an open laptop. The camera is being the computer, so you can't see what's on the screen. Mark clicks on a link and a broad smile overtakes his face. He looks aroudnd cautiously to make sure he's alone. Satisfied, he clicks another link. Music is played over the speakers. Just then, footsteps are heard in the background and Jay Briscoe enters the room.

Jay: Hey Chick, you got that weedeater I.... What in the hell are you doing?

Mark: Nothing, I was just watching a video.

Mark jumps up from the computer and closes it before his brother can see the screen. The audio still continues to play and a loud moan is heard.

Jay: What in the hell are you watchin?

Mark quickly searches his mind for a comeback as more moans are heard.

Mark: Umm... Well....

The "Bah" of a sheep is heard over the audio and both men freeze, Jay in shock and Mark in terror.

Mark: It's animal planet!

Jay: Bullshit, it's animal planet. You watching them Rated R vidoes online, aren't ya?

Mark pulls the plug from the wall and the computer audio finally stops.

Jay: You were! You on dem Rated R websites.

MarK: Man, the boob tube ain't Rated R! It's higher than that. Kids watch Rated R these days.

Jay: Chicken, ain't no kids watch Rated R. They ain't let kids rent those.

Mark: They sure do.

Jay: Man, get in the truck. We going to Blockbuster right now. I'll show you.

Both men exit the room. Moments later, the slamming of two truck doors is heard and a truck peels out of the driveway. The scene fades.

The scene picks back up in the parking lot of a local strip center. Jay's truck pulls into the lot and parks in front of a Blockbuster. Yes, they still have a Blockbuster. This is Sandy Fork, not Chicago. We don't know 'bout no Redbox round here. Both brothers exit the truck and enter the video rental establishment. They browse the rows in an attempt to make a decision on which movie to rent. After about 10 minutes (and a couple of arguments), they finally decide on a movie and move towards the register. As the young man behind the coutner scans the movie and rings it up, Jay pulls out his wallet and lets out an exasperated gasp when he makes a discovery.

Jay: Aw, shit. I must have left my ID at the bar last night.

Store Clerk: That's alright, I don't need to see an ID. That will be $2.95 and it's due back....

Jay: Wait, what the hell do you mean you don't need to see my ID? Don't you know what movie this is? This here is Leathal Weapon, the first one. It's Rated R.

Store Clerk: I understand, sir but you are obviously above 17, so I don't think...

Jay: 17? 17!?!? I don't think you understand, boy. This movie has cursing in it.

Store Clerk: Yes, sir I kn....

Jay: This movie has shit blowing up and people getting shot!

Store Clerk: I understan...

Jay: I don't think you do understand. This movie has nudity in it!

Store Clerk: Right, sir. I've seen the move. You don't...

Jay: You've seen it? How old are you, 14?

Store Clerk: 16, sir.

Jay: Then how the hell have you seen it?

Store Clerk: The Motion Picture Association of America allows Rated R movies to be viewed by anyone age 17 and older, or anyone age 13 and older under the supervision of an adult.

Jay: So you're saying you only have to be 17 to watch this movie? Ain't that some shit. You ain't even a legal adult yet, but you can watch something Rated R. My fault, Chicken. I owe you $20.

Mark: Just pay for the damn movie and we'll call it even.

Jay puts a $5 bill on the counter and the store clerk continues with the sale and counts out Jay's change. Jay stands there with, shaking his head as the scene fades to black.


Jay wasn't used to doing publicity for upcoming shows. Yeah, he'd done a few interviews here and there, but nothing to the level that EBWF does to promote each show that they put out. But the new found media attention was beginning to bring Jay around to the hustle and bustle of being and EBWF superstar. While he was far from being chased down the road by screaming fans or charging $100 for his autograph, Jay had gotten recongnized a few times. About once a week he'd head "Man Up" while sitting at a red light or "Dem Boyz" while in the grocery store. Today, he found himself in a state of the art radio about to be interviewed in front of a live audience. When he arrived, the hosts introduced themselves and their producer. "This is the man with his finger on the censor button," they joked. Jay laughed it off. He sat on the opposite side of a table from the two hosts as the show went live on air.

DMac: Welcome back, this is 104.3 The Fan, Denvers #1 home for sports and today we have a special guest. As many of you know, The EBWF is in town for their Warfare show this coming Monday. The Kind Of The Ring Tournament is underway and it's down to what... 8 people?

Jay: 8 people, that's right.

Dmac: And you can hear right there we are joined by one of those people. Former ROH Champion and Indy Superstar, now making waves in the EBWF. This is Jay Briscoe. Jay, how ya doin?

Jay: I'm doing good man, thanks for having me.

Big Al: Thanks for being here man. Now, I gotta say the first thing I recognize is the accent. You're a long way from home, right?

Jay: I am. I ain't never been over on this side of the country before. But I'm enjoying it.

Dmac: You're from Delaware, right?

Jay: That's right! Sandry Fork God Damn'ed, Delaware.

A loud "bleep" was heard over Jay's cursing. Jay stops himself and covers his mouth.

Dmac: That's why we're on a 8 second delay, folks. The FCC is going to get their money's worth with today's show. Now, I am a pretty big wrestling fan. I haven't followed it as closely as most do, but I catch is when I can. I do know you, though. I followed you in ROH and I was very happy when I heard that you were coming to EBWF. What kind of a transition has it been, for you.

Jay: Well, for one thing I'm doing shows like this now. The only interviews I did back in ROH were a few backstage interviews in a tape recorder or a hand held camera. Nothing like this.. Man, this is fancy. I fell like Don Imus up in here.

Big Al: Uh oh, we have a censor button, but don't be getting us into Imus type trouble.

Jay: Oh, no. I ain't got a mouth big enough to put that kind of foot in.

Dmac: Al here isn't really a wrestling fan, can you..

Jay: Oh, you're not?

Al: No.

Jay: What do you like, football?

Al: That's my sport. I love football. Are you a football fan.

Jay: Hell yeah, Raiders man.

Dmac: That makes sense. Wrestling and a Raiders fan, so you like taking punishment it seems.

Jay: Oooo, lil bit. Maybe a lil bit. But the thing I always likes about The Raiders is they got the best talent they could. They always picked up the fastest and the biggest and the best athletes. That's what The Briscoes are, so i guess it kinda fits.

Dmac: Now, you mentioned The Briscoes, that being the tag team of you and your brother. Where is Mark?

Jay: Chicken? He's back in Sandy Fork taking care of the farm. Somebody has to work in our parts.

Dmac: Lets talk about that. You're a chicken farmer AND a wrestler?

Jay: That's right. Despite what you people in 'Merica think, we ain't all Millionaires. I still have to work.

Dmac: And you recently got into a twitter feud about this?

Jay: I wouldn't say it was a twitter fued only because I don't have time for a twitter fued. The other day, they were all fightin over the twitter with Paul Heyman and everybody and someone had said that they couldn't understand how I talk. Now, bear in mind, I didn't read this. I was out shoveling dog sh.... turds into the compose pile. I get home and a buddy of mine called me and he said "They talkin all this... beep... about you on the twitter. So I got on there and gave my little retort about this and I think it's over. Then Adam...

Dmac: Edge

Jay: Right, Edge gets on there and talks about how the reason I have to work is because I'm a bad wrestler. So I just let him know that not everyone gets into wrestling to make money and whatnot and that was pretty much it.

Dmac: Well, I have the exact tweet here. You said "@Edge Believe it or not, some people wrestle for more reasons than making money, dating divas, or buddying up with the CEO. #LoveTheBiz." Those are some strong words there.

Jay: I didn't think so. I know there are people who get into pro wrestling for the fame and to live the rockstar lifestyle, but that ain't me. I like to go out there and whoop ass... Can I say ass?

Big Al: You can say ass.

Jay: Whoop ass. That's what I do. And radio interviews, now.

Dmac: So, I don't think it's a coincidence that it was Edge who responded to you. Do you think he was just trying to build up yours and his match at Warfare?

Jay: I don't know if that was it. Some people have called it cheap heat, which I guess is what twitter is now. I don't know.

Dmac: The other big story on twitter has been the criticism of there being 7 established talent in the Kinf Of The Ring Quarterfinals, 6 of which are returning superstars. Do you think there is an validity to those accusations and, if so, how do you explain you being the only "new guy" in the mix?

Jay: Look, I don't know about the conspiracy theory that's going around. I'll say this: Is it a bit suspicious that everyone but me are vetrans of the EBWF? I think so. I think maybe Chris Jericho ain't too keen on some of the new guys or up and comers. I've been told that was always Wes' thing. But, I ain't really been around long enough to know how it usually runs. All I know is the other 7 people that are still in the tournament are pretty damn good. Was the plan to have those 7 and Miz in the finals, making it an all former world champ thing? I don't know. Did I spoil it, maybe? But, that's what happens when they put me in that situation. If they didn't want me to spoil their big vetran party, they shouldn't have put me in the tournament. But now that I am, I'm going to continue to spoil it by beating Wes's favorite wrestler on Warfare.

Dmac: Let's get right into that, then. Like we said before, you and Edge are squaring off to determine who goes to The Kinf Of The Ring pay per view as a semi-finalist. You're the new guy, Edge is the experienced veteran, how do you feel about your chances going into this?

Jay: I feel pretty good. Ya know, this whole tournament has had the odds stacked against me. I started off against The Miz, who's a former world champion. And then I had to take on Daniel Bryan, who can easily stake claim as being "The Best In The World" so I'm no stranger to fighting an uphill battle. Now I have Edge, who is also a former world champion so it'll be tough, but I think I can do it.

Big Al: You think, or you're sure?

Jay: No, I'm sure I can do it. I've been underestimated my whole career and I've been able to play it to my advantage.

Dmac: Both you and Edge are both well known for your tag team success. Edge claims to be one of the originators of tag team wrestling, how do you think your tag team career stacks up against his?

Jay: Well, I don't want to take anything away from Edge because he's been a hell of a tag team competitor over the years. But, I don't think you can say he is one of the originators of tag team wrestling. There have been tag teams as long as there has been wrestling. You have the original Briscos, the Hart Foundation, The Legion Of Doom, so on. Now, I will say that Edge did have a part of revolutionizing tag team wrestling, but he didn't go it alone. He had the Hardy Boyz and The Dudleyz, two of the greatest tag teams of all time, to help him out. And I feel that me and Chicken have taken what he and the others did and then took it to another level. He had TLC, we had ladder wars. So, I'm looking forward to one-upping him again in this tournament. Send him home to Trish with sour grapes.

Dmac: Now, wait a minute, Trish isn't with Edge anymore. It's been rumored that she's with AJ Styles now.

Jay: Man, y'all gonna get me in trouble with this, but who hasn't Trish been with. I mean, she went from Shane Helms to Edge and now to AJ Styles. She just likes to hitch her wagon to the brightest star. She'll probably go crawling over the Dean Ambrose pretty soon here.

Big Al: Or maybe you?

Jay: No, I'm a happily married man. We don't run around to different beds where I'm from. They raised us better.

Dmac: Back to the tag team subject, do you think that tag team wrestlers are held to a certain stigma because of their tag team success? Like, they couldn't get it done on their own?

Jay: I think so a little, but everyone has their stigma. You got to break free of that. But it will always follow you. Hell, Edge even brought it up himself with that promo he cut about Chris Sabin and how he just rode Allex Shelley's coat tails. When I heard that... whew I was suprised. Of all people to play that card, I'm suprised it was him that did it.

Dmac: What do you mean?

Jay: Well, look at Edge's career. Yeah, he's a 4 time tag team champion, but who were his partners? For 2 titles, you have Christian who's an 8 time World Champion. For the other 2 titles, you have Randy Orton, who is the longest reining world champ in company history. If he's going to point fingers at riding coat tails, he may want to look in the mirror first.

Dmac: So you're saying he didn't earn those titles?

Jay: No, I ain't sayin that. Don't be puttin words in my mouth. I'm just saying he should take a long hard look at himself before he critisizes someone else. What's that sayin? People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Well, we know that boy live in a big ass house, but the whole thing is made of glass.

Dmac: Now, we can say all we want about Edge, but truth be told he's a great entertainer.

Jay: Helluva entertainer.

Dmac: He has been involved in some of the biggest storylines and events in both WWE and EBWF history. He's won Slammy's and other awards and titles and he's credited as being one of the reason's The EBWF is the biggest wrestling business in the world.

Jay: That's true, and you know I am also credited for making ROH what it is today. It may not be the biggest business, but I think it has just as much talent as any other promotion in the country. And I helped build that. But I helped build ROH differently than Edge helped build EBWF. I built ROH by giving my all in the ring every damn night. I busted my rear and made sure that each time I went into that ring was the best I could do. Edge, on the other hand, he's a big company guy. He plays the storyline and does all the glamor work to promote EBWF as a brand and as entertainment. That's sports entertainment, that ain't wrestling. I wrestle. And yeah, I cut promos and entertain people because that's what I like to do, but I don't do it by wearing silly outfits or actin goofy out there for the camera. I never did nothin like The Dream team or thought up clevel names for my tag team like Rated RKO. That's not me. That's the Vinny Mac thing. Edge comes from that pedigree of wrestling where they become popular to get over. I come from the pedigree where we kick people's ass to get over. Now, I'm not taking away from Edge in the ring. He's a helluva competitor, too. He can go toe to toe with anyone but I just like a little less filler and a little more meat. It's like when you go to a fancy steakhouse and they give you all that bacon wrapping or sauces. To hell with all that, just give me the steak. It taste fine on its own.

Dmac: Some may say that your "pedigree" is a bit primitive and that Edge and Randy Orton have evolved past that.

Jay: I think in order to be evolved past something, you have to had first been that thing. Randy and Edge have never come up the way I have and haven't learned the hard lessons that I have. They're glorified actors who learned how to wrestler. I'm a wrestler who's now learnin how to entertain.

Dmac: Did you watch Rated RKO's promo for their tag title match at Aftermath? They made it sounds like they spend plenty of time in the indy promotions payin their dues.

Jay: Oh yeah, they'd like you to think that wouldn't they? Yeah, that promo was before I'd come here but I found it on the internet. They went to the old arena that Dean Ambrose used to wrestle at in the Indies and talked about it. I'm not sure exactly what they said, but....

Dmac: Well, I have a quote right here. This is in regards to Dean Ambrose: "Ten months ago, you were here, in this smelly dump playing for 50 people at $5 a head. Me and him were making millions a year, which equaled out to about $150,000 per appearance for eating chocolate cupcakes and you want to question my bleeping judgement?! Give me a break! Randy and I did our time in these bleep holes. We climbed the mountain. We both became EBWF World Champion! Then we both quietly stood back, and gave others time to shine. I went surfing. He got married."

Jay: You really do your homework. Gah... Where to begin on that. First off, they didn't do any time in any bleep hole. Yes, Edge wrestled around a bit in the indies of Canada, then went over to Japan for a bit, but that doesn't really count. What did he do while in those Canadian Indy promotions or over in Japan? Do you know? I don't?

Dmac: Actually, I did look at his wikipedia page and there are 2 small paragraphs on his indy career. He spent a few years in the Canadian promotions where he won the ICW/MWCW Tag Title with a Joe E Legend and then it says he went to Japan but does not mention any titles won there. And at the bottom is says he held the Canadian Wrestling Association North American Championship.

Jay: And I bet that was made of cardboard. But that just makes my point, he didn't spend any time in those types of arenas. And I just can't believe he tried to rope Randy Orton in on that statement either. That boy ain't never seen an indy lockerroom in his life. His daddy got him a shot at WWE developmental day 1. And that sure as hell don't count as no indies. And then they stand in front of an old arena and cut a promo about former indy wrestlers. Like that's original. I remember when Edge was part of his boy Reso's promo and burned down that damn Hammerstein Ballroom. That was clever then, but it's been done plenty of times now. Do a promo in front of a compost pile and say they're standing in front of Braden Walker, or something. That's a least new.

Dmac: But he's the Rated R Superstar, isn't he supposed to be edgy.

Jay: Dat, there.... exatly. He's the Rated R Superstar, but he's far from edge. The only thing he is now is outdated.

Dmac: How so?

Jay: That whole Rated R persona as a whole. It don't mean nothin now. It may have been cool back in 2006 when he first used that name, but not anymore. I rented Lethal Weapon the other day and didn't even have a problem with it. That movie has violence and cursing all over, but a 17 year old can go see it no problem. That movie has Gary Busey in it! Kids don't need to be exposed to that. It'll scar 'em for life. But apparently they show worse stuff on cable TV. They just take out the boobies and bleep out the f word. That's about the only difference between Rated R and cable: Boobies and F bomb. It's a damn shame.

Dmac: I think it fits his persona well.

Jay: I mean... kinda. But his persona ain't really nothin to be promotin anymore.

Big Al: What do you mean?

Jay: I taped a promo the other day that I'm going to put up on youtube. Watch that, and you'll know what I mean. I just need to finish editing it.

Dmac: You can't give us a little taste?

Jay: Naw man, I.... watch the promo. You'll enjoy it.

Dmac: Ok, then what about your thoughts on Edge's previous comment about you?

Jay: That twitter thing? I already...

Dmac: No, not the twitter thing. He may have fired the first bullet at you during his match promo against Chris Sabin.

Jay: I bet you have a quote, don't you?

Dmac: I sure do. "but did you say if I beat Sabin my next opponent will be either Bryan or Briscoe? I thought the tournament was supposed to get harder... not easier. That's my comment." Thoughts?

Jay: Yeah, I heard about that. And then shortly after, I heard he threw a hissy fit because he didn't like the ending to his match or something. But that right there shows you why Edge is constantly underachieving in his career because he never keeps his eye on the ball. Ya know, the road ahead of you is a lot less bumpy when you keep you eye on the road and not on the city 5 miles away. You like that? I just made it up. That's Edge's problem. He concerns himself with all these other things: women, parties, money, storylines, paychecks; and he never looks at the road that is directly in front of him. That's why he only held the World Title for a little over a month. He get's a little bit in this hand, then immediately tries to figure out what he can fit in the other.

Dmac: Ok, then I guess that brings me to my final question. Why do you think..

Jay: Know

Dmac: ....Know you're going to beat Edge on Warfare?

Jay: For the same reason I just said, he's distracted. I ain't got nothin else going on that's distractin me. Right now, until they make it differently, I have nothing to do with The Shield's little beef with Chris Jericho. I'm a happily married man. I don't have to worry about how much money I have in the bank account, because there isn't any. I just worry about one thing and that's whoopin Edge's ass in the ring on Monday.

Dmac: He's Jay Briscoe, ladies and gentlemen and he'll be wrestling Monday, June....

Jay had already tuned the man out. His focus was squarely on the job at hand. He was already mentall preparing for Monday's match against Edge and the ass whoopin he was going to give him.


"REACH FOR THE SKY BOY"

Two gunshots are heard after as the scene opens in a country setting. The camera pans to show a forested area in the distance and then stops on a house with a deck in the back. It focusses in on Mark and Jay Briscoe seated at a table. Jay has a beer in front of him and a cigarette in his mouth. Mark has disassembled a Glock 19 with the parts out on the table. He cleans the slide as Jay gets up and walks toward the camera.

Jay: June 24th at The Pepsi Center, Jay Briscoe takes another step forward to becoming The King Of The Ring. I told y'all since day 1 that this was happening! I told The Miz and I told Bryan Danielson. I told each and every person in the back and in the front office. Yet people want to get all over twitter about how The EBWF is putting over it's veterans. All the dirt shits calling it "Operation Return" and saying ain't nobody got faith in the younger talent. Now, I ain't a younger talent but I sure as hell ain't one of these other boys that Jeri-Keda brought back to help in the ratings. But that's what everybody's talking about. Shawn Michaels, HHH, Bret Hart, Syxx. All these boys make an appearance on one show and suddenly all the young guys in the back are butt hurt about not being able to get their air time. They mad because they feel like these returning guys are taking up time that should be theirs. I got news for you boys, that air time ain't nobody's until you take it. Look at Warfare. There ain't no AJ Styles. There ain't no Miz. No Shield. No Trent Baretta. And that's not because you're getting screwed over. It's because you're too busy bitching and not doing something about it. Every man I just mentioned lost in The King Of The Ring tournament, so they have nobody to blame but themselves. You know who's on Warfare this week? Jay Briscoe. And you wanna know why? Because I actually win matches around here. I don't get beat down by little bitches in black clothes and then complain about not being used right. You know who hasn't had a match interfered with by Ambrose and Rollins?

Mark: Jay Briscoe.

Jay: That's right, Chicken. And you know why? Because them boys know not to put their nose in my business. Them boys know better than to mess aroudn with Sandy Fork, cuz if they did, there ain't enough protective vests to help 'em.

Now, everyone's been in my ear telling me to enjoy this success while it lasts. Telling me that it's only a matter of time before I'm the victim of them boys in the back putting over another veteran. Well, in case you haven't been paying attention, I already spoiled that party when I knocked out tournament favorite Mike Mizanin in the first round. I already spoiled it by beating the returning Daniel Bryan in the second round. And this Monday, I get to spoil it another time by beating The Overated R Superstar, Edge. For those of you who have no idea what I'm talkin 'bout, let me give you a lil peek behind the curtain with a history lesson. It all goes back to Wes Ikeda and his infinate Wisdom using this business like it's a high school and he's the damned student body president. And once he gets his brother and sister out of the way, he uses his power to reward the friends that stuck by him. People like Shannon Moore, Jeff Hardy, and DX. Hell, he even put the tag titles on a little trio he created with Moore and Hardy. He just kept passing the belts between the 3 of them like it was a god dammed hot potato. And when those boys retired or were killed off, I don't really remember, he had to find a new bunch of people to chum around with and make himself feel young again. So, he pimps his little sister out to get Randy Orton's attention and the two end up falling madly in love. But that was all just a plan to buddy up with his real man crush, Mr. Adam Copeland. We all know that Edge has been Wes Ikeda's favorite wrestler. It's even said that the Rebel Without A Cause persona was just a poor man's version of The Rated R Superstar.

Mark: Man, I can't keep these characters straight. whatever happened to being yourself?

Jay: That's a conversation for another time, Chicken. But here we are at the present time. And in that time, Ikeda has his band of friends that he gives championship belts to and title reigns and it all looks really good on camera. Meanwhile the boys in the back who work their ass off for years are stuck battling for the Intercontinental Title or the Path To Glory Championship. What kind of bullshit is that? It seems in order to get a world title shot you either have to be the King Of The Ring, win the Royal Rumble, or rub elbows with the chairman. And I say rub elbows, but you all know what body part I'm really talking about.

Mark: Man, cut it out with that crude and lewd stuff. That ain't you.

Jay: You're right, Chicken. That ain't me. I don't need a gimmick or a clever catch line to tell shit the way it is. I don't need to tell people I'm edgy or Rated R. I just speak my mind and people get it for themselves. Not like you, Edge. You love to tell people that you're against the system. That you do what you want to do, whether it be eating cupcakes or driving the boss' daughter to school. Those red trunks and blonde hair don't do quite enough to take attention away from that brown nose. You ever notice that anytime you hear about Edge he's either at a show or in St Louis? Don't that boy live in Florida? You'd think at least he's be up in Canada visiting his momma who won't even come see him at a show.

Mark: Say what?

Jay: Yeah, Chicken. We were in Toronto a few weeks back and Momma Edge stayed at home to watch her boy wrestler. She wouldn't even come down to the arena. I'll tell you one thing, as soon as EBWF comes anywhere near Sussex County and we gonna have a whole section filled with Briscoes. And Edge's own momma can't even come see him. What does that tell you about Edge? What kind of a man must he be that he can't even get his mom to come see him? It's not like he lives in Canada with her? No, that boy got a lil bit of money and got the hell out of there! He went straight for sunshine and beaches and left snow and maple syrup behind. He done got that MacMahon syndrom and forgot all about his roots. Maybe that's why he and Ikeda get along so well.

And before you people come tellin me about how it's Chris Jericho runnin things and not Ikeda, ask yourself this: Who the hell do you think he learned from? Jericho has been under Wes Ikeda's left arm for the past few years. Why do you think Ikeda left him in charge? Because he knows that everything will be exactly the same. That's why you got all those Veterans in The King Of The Ring. Jericho be dammed if someone that didn't already make him money wins this tournament and gets a title shot. But he didn't plan on my white ass being apart of this. He brought me in for some temporary publicity hopeing to get the "Indy Crowd" involved in the tournament hype. That shit backfired real quick, didn't it?

Mark: Man, I thought you was talkin about Edge.

Jay: I am talkin about Edge, it's all relevant. Because Jericho thinks he can throw his fellow Canadian at me and it will keep me from getting to Summerslam, but it ain't happening. Now, I'll admit, you could have picked worse people to put in my way, but then again Miz and Danielson weren't exactly cake walks either. I mean, damn boys, if y'all tryin to fix this thing, make it a little less obvious. Don't throw a former world champion and a former tournament winner at me, but then give Edge a guy who's on suicide watch and a guy who will probably be out of a job in a month. But I get it, do whatever you can to keep the boss happy while he "recovers" at home. And Edge is probably your best card at this point. Might as well throw half of the tag champs at me.

Mark: What!?!? Edge is the tag team champ?

Jay: Shit yeah, Chicken. That's what I was talking about a few weeks ago with how their tag division ain't shit. You just wait until you get your contract, boy. We'll whoop up on all dem boy's asses. Ain't nobody going to hold us back, no sir. Especially not this Rated R punk bitch they're put in front of me this Monday.

Now I know Edge may talk a big game and he has some accomplishments in the past. But they've all come with the help of others. And in our match on Monday, there ain't nobody going to help Edge out. We all know his tag team partner will be too busy hiding his wife from Rollins, he might not even show up for his own match. So there ain't no help comin for ya when we're in the ring. I heard you talk over the past few weeks about everything that's going on. Talkin about the tournament and The Shield and you even threw a few words my way. That's cut, boy. But what you need to realize is that with me, the words you say will come back to you in the end. I ain't one of these pansy ass boys in the back you're used to, I'll call you out on your bullshit. When you call yourself an innovator because of your TLC match, expect me to tell you about the ladder wars me and Chicken fought in that puts your matches to shame. When you talk about Chris Sabin and AJ Styles riding the coat tails about their tag team partners, expect me to point out that you're tag partners have both been world champions in their own right; one of them 8 times and the other had a pretty damn long reign. Because I hear ya, Edge.

I heard ya when you went to the Hamilton Fun Center to talk about Dean Ambrose's past with Healtland Wrestling Association. I heard you that night when you and your boy toy talked about not wanting to concern yourselves with the battle lines of EBWF vs The Shield and then I heard you weeks later bitching about how Chris Jericho should have you on the front line. I heard you on the outtakes from your AJ Styles promo when you tried to put on your fake southern accent and make fun of 'Merica and guns. You going to use those same lines against me? You gonna come out here and shoot off a gun with a flag that says "Bang!"? You gonna go to my former work places in the indies? YOu wanna go to the Du Burns Arena or the Murphy Rec and cut promos out front of it?

Mark: Man, he liable to get his ass whooped if he goes near the Murphy Rec.

Jay: You ain't kiddin, boy. That's the home of real wrestling. Ain't nobody there give a damn about your Rated R ass. They'll see right through your little act for the midlife crisis you're actually havin. Oh shit, did I spoil the big secret? Are you hoping nobody notices that the real reason you came back here was because Trish Stratus got tired of your ass and now you need to fill the insecurities of your life by getting back in the ring? You hoping that nobody notices that your hair changes shades of blonde depending on which city you're in and which brand of hair dye the 24 hour drug store had? You 40 years old, son. What the hell you doin dyin your hair and gettin with groupies? How much does that guy at the drug store laugh when you buy the extra small condoms and extra strength aspring for your back? Oh, and throw in the Metamucil, my systems actin up. You may be feelin 24 boy, but you're lookin 82! We all know it. It's pretty obvious with you still runnin around with that Rated R character. Chicken explained to me the other day, Rated R ain't shit anymore. There's now rated X, rated NC-17, hell most DVDs now come out unrated. So you're telling me that you're a level behind the directors edition of American Pie?

You know that feelin when you walk in the room and everyone gets really quiet? You know it's pro'ly nothin, but you can't help but feel that maybe everyone was talking about you? In your case, that ain't true, Edge. It's ain't true cuz everyone is laughing, not talking. But you keep putting on that show and run the only part of your body that works anymore, your mouth. But remember that every check that you keep writing with that mouth of yours is going to have to be cashed at one point, and I don't think you ass what it takes to cash it. I'll see ya in Denver.

Jay walks off and the camera zooms in on Mark who has a confused look like he doesn't know where Jay just went. The scene fades to black.


Jay was driving home from the radio studio when he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. He pulled it out and the caller ID displayed "Chicken." He knew what his brother was going to say, but he didn't want to hear it. He didn't want to hear from anyone, right now. His mind was focused on The King Of The Ring and he wasn't looking for anyone to interrupt that. He hit the ignore button and threw the phone on the dash. He right hand found the radio dial as he attempted to drown out his inner thoughts.....

#DEM BOYS




Name: Jay Briscoe
Hometown: Sandy Fork, Delaware
Height: 6'0 Weight: 196 lbs

Finisher: J-Driller
Signature: Avalanche Death Valley Driver

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