Okay, you see, this story was made by one of my friends from school for an essay on a mystery about Egypt. I thought it was really funny and he put me in there! (I can't tell you who I am) Anyway, I thought it was funny enough to post up here, so if you have bad thoughts about it blame him! I copied it word for word, so it might not be the best. Read on!

CHARACTERS

STEVE - spikey dark brown hair, brown eyes, dark skin, tall and skinny

TOM - blond hair, blue eyes, tall and wears glasses

JAMES - Whatever James Bond looks like

DANA - brown hair, blue eyes, light skin, tall

SARA - blond/brown hair, hazel eyes, medium height and skin

BOB VILA - Whatever Bob Vila looks like

KATRINA - looks like Tom but is a girl (They're twins)

AND NOW FOR 007!!!

It all started when Steve, Tom and James were on a top secret mission. But the problem was that Steve couldn't stop seein the president's wife. So Tom and James have to go save Steve because he got caught. Then Tom and James met the evil sisters. Dana is a highly trained killer assasin. Sara is the baddest killer. Her count is 9,000,000,000 people died from her. Dana's count is 8,000,000,000. The president's wife is Bob Vila! Tom and James just got the fifth key and they need three more. He already got a famas and a socom. (I think that's what it says...) You see it's very hard to get the key cards so they have to be very careful otherwise they will get caught and that would not be good. So they have to be very quiet! Now they found Steve in an ancient chamber but the next day he disappeared! Then they found Bob Vila! She was so tired it looked like she had been up all night! So then Tom said "Let's talk!" James had his ways to make Bob talk. Firt he asked her, "Where is Steve?" "I don't know." "Talk!" "Okay he's in King Tut's tomb!" All of a sudden Dana and Sara come in. Right when Tom and James walk out! Then Bob screamed then Tom and James ran back into the room. They saw Bob dead!

Tom and James said, "Oh well she had it comin that witch."(James) "It's pretty cool now that she's dead!" "Ha ha ha ha ha," said Tom and James. "Well back to work." So they found King Tut's tomb but Steve wasn't there. But Katrina was there. They did the same thing to Katrina as they did Bob. Then Katrina told "He's in Imhotep's tomb." So Tom and James walk out of the room and sure enough Dana and Sara come stompin along. DUH DUH! Then Katrina screamed. Then Tom and James ran back then Katrina was dead!

Then Tom and James laughed. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" They gasp for air. And then "Ha ha ha ha ha ha." Then they left her to rot but Katrina gets up. She's not dead! They find Steve finally then Dana and Sara were caught. Then Sara married Steve and later killed Steve. Dana married James. Dana tried to kill James but he got away. Tom was brutally slapped and beat up twice.

So then Tom, Steve and James blew up the site.

TO-BE-CONTINUED... NOT!!!

But they still have work to do. Tom, Steve and James still have to find Dana and Sara but it won't be long. Tom laughs, "So what if we don't find then? We can just have fun!" "Tom!" said James. "We have to find them."

TO-BE-CONTINUED