Teacher: Ok, class. Today we're going to learn about the male reproductive organs. Ok, now I want everyone to say the word penis with me......penis....
Brian: Nooooo(covers ears) Not before marriage!!!
AJ: Yes! Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis-----
Teacher: That's enough Alexander!
Kevin: Come on, guys. Let's be mature..for once.
Teacher: Howie!!
Howie: What?!
Teacher: Young lady, do you have a problem with being in this class!?
Howie: What? No! I didn't say anything! I'm not a girl!
Teacher: Well....ugly troll, Behave yourself!
Howie: Damn it!
Nick: Psst, Howie, I thought you were a girl! What about all those nights we-
Howie: Shut up, Nick.
Brian: Ahhh, my virgin ears! (covers ears again)
Teacher: Quiet! Let's move on. Alexander, stop saying penis!
AJ: Fine....
Teacher: Now, we'll begin the study on the testicles....
(AJ raises his hand)
Teacher: Yes?
AJ: Can we say that together?
Teacher: No, Alexander.
AJ: It's AJ!
Teacher: Whatever. Now testicles produce sperm which will be ejacutlated when-
Brian: Nooo, Shhhh!! I have to go to church and pray for us all!
(runs out of room)
AJ: Ha ha, religious fool.
Teacher:...Moving on...when the male ejaculates the sperm travels-
Nick: Travels where?!
(taking notes furiously)
Teacher: I was just about to say it travels-
AJ: Nick, you are so inexperienced!
Nick: Shut up! I'm just preparing for when I get my sex life!
(Howie raises his hand)
Teacher: Oh, what now?!
Howie: Can I go to the bathroom?
Kevin: Hehe, with his magazine.
Teacher: Yes, you may.
(Howie leaves with magazine.)
Teacher: And then the process of creating another human life begins. The woman opens up a part of her soul to the man of whom she choose and so goes, the miracle of life...
Kevin: *sniff sniff* That was so beautiful!
(Howie walks in with his soggy magazine)
AJ: That's sick, man.
Howie: Shut up.
Teacher: Tomorrow we will be watching a video...
Howie(stands up): Yess! Porn....Nevermind....
Kevin: Eww, sick bastard.
Nick: Hey Howie...tonight are we still going to-
Howie: Shut up, Nick.
Kevin(to teacher): *cough cough* Um, I think I'm going to be sick tomorrow.
AJ: Hey teacher, can I borrow that video?
*Bell Rings*
Teacher: Class dismissed....thank god.
The End
I know this story is kinda sick, but I read it online a long time ago somewhere and I loved it! I know it's kind of an insult, but I couldn't stop laughing. So, here ya go! I don't think anyone knows who wrote this, it's been on da net for years now...