Kyle Broslofski: The jewish kid in the group. Cartman and him always get into fights. Nothing really special about him except the fact he's a jew and he gets in fights with Cartman all the time.
Eric Cartman: The fat kid in the group. Everyone makes fun of him cuz he's so damn fat, but he's fat as hell! My 2nd favorite character. "I'm not fat I'm big boned!" He doesnt know who his dad is.
Kenny McCormick: The cool dirty-minded kid in the group. His hood is over his mouth so he mumbles, but if you listen real closely he almost always says something dirty. Dies in every episode. He's my favorite.
The OTHER Characters!
Chef: The chef. He always sings, usually about sex. He's a sex crazed pervert, and a mentor to the children. funny as heck tho. Him and Kenny would be perfect friends.
Ike: Kyle's little brother. Gets called a dildo by Cartman and Kyle always "kicks da Baby!" like a football
Mayor: The mayor of South Park. Only cares about publicity, and ends up making her look worse when she tries to look good. A ditz, basicly.
Wendy: Stan's girlfriend. She thinks puke is gross. She's jealous of Ms. Ellen.
Jimbo: Stans uncle. When hunting, his first rule is you hafta say "Look it's comin' right for us!" before you shoot it. Owns a gunshop. Ned's war buddy.
Officer Barbrady: South Park's police officer. "Move along people there's NOTHING to see here!"
Cows: Cows that are in every episode but are pointless.
Ms. Crabtree: The schoolbus driver. always has a bird in her hair, and is always in a pretty bad mood.
Mr. Garrison: South Park's 3rd grade teacher. He has a stupid little puppet, Mr. Hat.
Mr. Hat: Mr. garrison's puppet, I'm pretty sure it controls him, and it has a drinking problem.
Mr. Marsh: Stan's dad. Nothing more nothing less.
Mrs. Marsh: Stan's mom. Plain, simple, Stan's mom.
Shelley: Stan's big sister, beats his ass all the time, has headgear, braces, and a neckbrace. a real messed up girl
Stan's Grandpa: Stan's grandpa, wants Stan to kill him. He's 100-some years old, he wants to die. He video taped killing Kenny! YOU BASTARD!!!
Ms. Cartman: Cartman's mom. She's a slut and she's on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.
Skuzzubutt: Celery stick arm and Patrick Duffy leg. Weaves wicker baskets. He's a monster, but a nice monster.
Cartman Skuzz: Cartman dressed up like Skuzzubutt, explaining what he looks like.
Death: He killed Kenny! THAT BASTARD!
Ghost Kenny: After Death kills Kenny.
Kyle's Mom: Kyle's mom, she always ruins everything. She ruined Terrance and Phillip. What next?
Kyle's Dad: Kyle's... uhhh dad... and... uhhh... he... uhhh... is... Kyle's dad...
Pip: Annoying British kid. Everyone hates him, but they like picking on him beating him up and spitting on him.
Mufesto?: Excuse me if I have the name wrong or am thinking of something totally different, e-mail me if I am... Anyway, he works at a splicing factory and likes things with alot of asses.
Kevin: Lil monkey dude that follows Mufesto around.
Terrance: From the hit show Terrance and Philip.
Phillip: Also from the hit show terrance and Phillip.
Terrence: Not to be mistaken for the guy on terrance and Phillip, this guy is the school bully and a major asshole.
Stan's Genetic Clone: Stan's genetic clone made by Mufesto.
Kyle's Elephant: Kyle's pet elephant. Kyle wants to splice his genes with Fluffy and make pot-bellies elephants.
Fluffy: Cartman's bot bellied pig. Doesnt want to splice her genes with Kyle's elephant.
Kathy Lee Gifford: Mr. Garrison almost kills her thanks to Mr. Hat. She makes sweet love to Chef.
Big Gay Al: Owner of Big Gay AL's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary, featuring Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride.
Visitor/Alien: Gave Cartman an anal probe, kidnapped Ike, and appear secretly in the theme song beginning and usually in every episode.
Sparky: Stan's gay homosexual dog.
Ned: Jimbo's war buddy. has electric vocal chords.
Snacky Cakes: Yummy Junk Food.
Cheesy Poofs: Even BETTER and more popular than snacky cakes. Scrum-diddely-umpsous.
Santa: Blemishes the meaning of Christmas. Him and Jesus get in a big mortal kombat-type fight.
Jesus: Our saviour. Has his own TV show, "Jesus And Pals".