Matt? WHY???

- Totally,because Matt is almost as bossy as Tai. And Tai likes blondes. But TK is too young.

- If Matt isn't too busy getting it on with Gabumon, absolutely.

- Dude, SICK! He's his brother!

- Which part of the brother thing did you not understand??

- Stupid bland cow, she wants Matt to liven up her dull life. And WHAT is going on with that dumbass hat?

- Yeah, uh huh, and Elvis wasn't a druggie. I can't think of anyone that would touch her with a barge pole so why the hell would Matt?

- Joe is very insecure and therefore is drawn to Matt's confidence and quiet security. And his cute butt.

- Matt don't make passes at sissy boys who wear glasses.

- Yes, because he's always online visisting the Digimon hentai archive, and wants to find out if Matt can really bend that way.

-Possibly. He's a little young, and in season 1 he's a little stubby. But in season two he's damn fine, so... you figure it out.

- Yes, because she's, like, a total stereotype of a girl who just HAS to have the cutest guy.

-No. No. No. No. She likes herself nearly as much as Matt does. AND SHE OWNS A GODDAMN FREAKJOB TOGEMON!

- Yes, because Matt is her older brother's friend (yeah...special friend!) and girls always go for the friends of their older brother.

-He'd rather have her brother. And screwing two people from the same family can create awkward tensions at a family reunion. Besides, she sounds like Marge Simpson!

- Hell yes, dammit! He just loved that episode where Matt almost pushed him over the cliff, he touched him! Oooh! Wow!

- Uh uh. Hell no, dammit. He wishes he had pushed him over that cliff.

- Oh god yeah. Matt is like, the femenine version of him. Why not get it on with hisself?

- Let's get it on, hot stuff!