Matt Quotes
"No Autographs, Please."
"I've been living a lie..." - Matt
"You mean you're not a real blonde?" - Gabumon
"It's not so easy is it, Matt?" -Tai
"Well, at least my cat's not stuck in a tree!!" -Matt
"Watch the hair, dude!"
"You are a big chicken, Matt." -Tai
"Tai, you better take that back." -Matt
"Just let her go, Tai. She'll be okay." -Matt
"Wow, Matt's like a real grown-up." -Agumon
"Now if he'd only cut his hair." -Gabumon
"Beating me, TK? Gee, you don't think so. Maybe in your dreams, kiddo."
"I've been dreaming about Sunday, when mom grilled steaks! Mm ... makes my mouth water!"
"What's stinky fur compared to a friend like him?" -Gabumon
"Maybe Sora just doesn't want to, even worse she just can't." (Milana's note: What can't Sora do? I NEED TO KNOW! Maybe she just can't f*** Matt. Cuz she has NO SEX LIFE)
"Why don't you use a stick?" -Matt
"How did you come up with that, Matt?" -Tai
"Because I'm da man!" -Matt
"Matt, you were so awesome against that monster." -TK
"Ya think so?" -Matt
"You were da man." -Gabumon
"And you're da wolf-man." -Matt
"Matt's a little strange." -Tai (Yeah, well, so are you. Eat dirt.)
"Moving right along, folks ... keep it moving ... Our next stop on the tour will be the forest of irrelevant road signs. No pictures, please."
"No question, man. You are the dude of doodles." (Looking at a 'map' Tai drew with scribbles all over it)
"Half of what I cook ends up on the floor and the other half is on his clothes. This is giving me a killer headache. Tell me all of this is just a bad dream."
"Phee-yew! What's that yucky smell?" -TK
"Ugh. Here's a thought, now you know why they call them sweat socks." -Matt
"Put your fists down when you're talking to me"
"No Tai ... I won't." - The Matt From Hell. Makes ya wanna...
"Fighting isn't always the answer," - says Matt. About three minutes before he tries to knock Daisuke off a cliff. Go girl.
"Tai..."
*decks Tai* (MMM, gotta love it.)
"Hey, Matt. Did you get a haircut?" - TK
"No, I just haven't been using as much gel." - Matt (WHY NOT???)
"Oh... I can feel the heat coming up through my socks..." - TK
"Well TK, maybe you should put your shoes back on." - Matt
"Matt's just upset cause he wants to be the boss!" - Tai
"Yeah, like I'd really wanna be boss of this sorry group, any of you brainiacs wanna take charge, be my guest. i say we just take care of ourselves." - Matt
"Frosty the snowmon here?"
"We should get inside before we all catch pneumonia!" - Joe
"And miss this? The sky is like, short-circuiting!" - Matt
"He sure has a lot of anger." - Matt
"Yeah and he gets mad easily too." - TK *If I only had a brain*
"You ever feel like a fifth wheel Gabumon?"
"Nice try, foliage face, you had me going there!"
"I've let everyone down again..."
"So wheres the exit?" - Mimi
"Theres no exit! It's all based on perpetual motion, nothing ever stops or leaves this place!" - Matt
"Great, a little louder why don't ya, there are still a couple people who arent staring yet."
"No ... I mean that under your arm!" - Tai
"Oh ... this guy? ... Yeah, well ..." - Matt
"Ugh, I knew I should have brought my bug spray..."
"Great ... did anyone bring a helicopter?!"
"We're trapped between a rock and two sets of teeth!"
"Davis my man! You freed Agumon and didn't lose a single hair!"
"Sorry I'm late, my band had to practice.."
"TK, just because I have a rock band doesn't mean I can hide a band of rocks.."
"Maybe I was a little hard on Tai...but he's gotta learn to respect our feelings!"
"Don't worry TK, I'll protect you!"
"WHAT?! You're kidding me!!" - Matt
"No Matt, Kari's the eighth child." - Tai (WHY??? Couldn't they leave her out? She sounds like Marge Simpson!)
"Mmmm..." - Gabumon
"Mmmm...." - Matt
"Mmmm...that...says it all, I wouldn't mind hearing you play your harmonica, one, last, time." - Gabumon
"Sure...." - Matt
"Sure Kari...but Tai's just one kid, what can he do?" - Matt
"WAAAAAHH!! I WANT MY MOMMY AND DADDY TO COME BACK!" - Kari
"Nice going. Can't you see shes worried about her family? Aren't you worried about yours?" - Gabumon (Are you getting what I mean?)
"Scared, Tai?" - Matt
"No way ... how bout you Matt?" - Tai
"Course not ... piece of cake but ... maybe I'll just hold on to you, to make sure you don't chicken out or anything..." - Matt
"Thanks Matt, I'll do the same for you." - Tai
"I'm sure not looking forward to walking all that way..." - Matt
"Don't worry Matt, I got a way home that won't cost us a penny!" - Tai
"Great....you're a genius....." - Matt
"We don't want any stolen ice cream, right TK?" - Matt
"Right!" - TK
"Right, Gabumon? ... Gabumon?" - Matt
"Ice cream... Ice Cream!" - Gabumon
"Boy oh boy, is this really great or what... ahhahahahahahahaha... hahaha"
"Computer guys can never just do something, they have to spend all this time telling you what they're going to do first." (Hey! Watch your mouth! How the hell do you think I support YOU???)
"Ore hitori de daijoubu sa, Naifu no ue darou ga aruite yaru" (...?)
"What if we made a mistake?"
"My fur is dry-clean only!!" - Gabumon
"I have to get Matt! I have to warn the others! Man, I stink." - Gabumon (Damn, that's sad.)
"It's my new tape of migrating buffalo." - Matt's dad
"I think you've flipped your lid." - Matt (Walks out)
"Don't worry dad, he's just not a happy buffalo!" - TK
"This is good pop." -Cody
"It's soda." -Matt
"Pop!" - Cody
"Soda!" - Matt
"Ok then Grandpa!" - Cody
"What are you like 4?!?!" - Matt
"My theory is that a major power source is about to melt down. And if you guys don't shut it down, and I mean fast, it'll explode!" - Izzy
"What do you mean, explode?" -Davis
"I mean explode, you know, BOOM?!" - Izzy
"If my calculations are correct, Ken should live right about ... here." - Izzy
"I know that area!" - Kari, pointing.
"HEY! You smudged my screen!" - Izzy (HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!)
"Is that a ring in your nose or is it an allergic reaction?" - Matt
Okay, I have a problem. I have lots of problems. But that's beside the point. If you have a favorite Matt quote, GIMME! Just kidding, e-mail it to me at Xoectyle113@aol.com. Okay, so there are a few of Izzy. Matt and Izzy are both my faves! So sue me! And who could pass a chance up to mock Davis? BOOM! Hee hee. Die.