Anthem Of The Angry Virgins

I Hate My Step Mom

Lick My Balls

Makes Me Bleed

Michelle's Song

Porn Star

Rebel's Eye

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Anthem Of The Angry Virgins (Music & lyrics by Robin Greenhough [Ryan helped])

Wasting my time again
With that girl who only considers me a friend
I asked her out so many times before
She repeatedly said no

CHORUS:
I don't need a friend
I need to get laid

Friendship's nice, but sometimes I want more
I don't want to die alone
What is with platonic love?
The concept to me is kind of dumb

CHORUS

Hate My Step Mom (Music & lyrics by Robin Greenhough)

I hate my step mom
I want her dead
I want to put a fuckin' bullet in her head
She thinks she can control me
She hardly fuckin' knows me
I want to live with my mom instead

CHORUS:
Of course, my dad can't do shit.
Cause he's her little bitch
I hate her

I hate my step mom
She's always on PMS
Which makes her a constant bitch

CHORUS:
I don't know why she acts this way
Maybe my dad's just turning gay

I hate my step mom
(I hate his step mom)
And I hope she hates me too.

Lick My Balls (Music by Judgemental, Lyrics [??] by Ryan)

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(in other words, gibberish)

CHORUS:
Shut up, no one likes you
Lick my upper left nut
You're mother poisson
Lick my balls

(more bullshit)

CHORUS

Makes Me Bleed (Lyrics by Ryan Gelinas, Music by Robin Greenhough)

Feeling so dependant
On every word you say
Feeling so offended
By every comment made
Feeling so afraid
That I'll be hurt again
Like I'm going to be replaced
And left alone again

Chorus:
Throw me to the darkness in my mind
Maybe I'll over come it this time
Take me to the place that I can't find
Where I can trust again
I don't know why I feel this way
And it's so easy to be broken
I don't know why I am so fragile

Inside my mind
I carry memories
Of all the bad things
That have happened to me
Feeling so afraid
That I'll be hurt again
Like I'm going to be replaced
And left alone again

CHORUS

Just thinking about it makes me bleed…

Michelle's Song (Music & lyrics by Ryan Gelinas)

There's a girl that I know
She's at every show
She's the one wearing the judgemental T-shirt
Her name is Michelle
I love her like hell
Especially when I'm between her

CHORUS
She calls me an asshole
And I call her a slut
Sometimes we fight
Well, about every night
But we always make up when we fuck
She calls me a bastard
I call her a bitch
She's immature
And I'm insecure
But together we'll get through it

She's got a nice rack
And a cute fuckin' ass
I can't believe she's mine
But I must confess
That I'm in distress
Cause she kicks my ass all the time.

CHORUS

I'll never forget
That time in August
The first night
That I ever kissed her
She spat out her gum
The moment was gone
Oh what a fuckin' disaster!

CHORUS

*Porn Star* (Music & lyrics by Ryan Gelinas)

For the last week
You were all I could see
You made everyday
Seem so great
Now times have changed
And our minds rearranged
We once cared for each other
But we can't stay together

CHORUS:
It just could not last
What we once had is gone
And it's not coming back
I once cared for you
We had to break up
It was the best thing to do

Now it's all done
We laughed; we had fun
What we once had has died
But our friendship's still alive
And I don't regret any time that we spent
Every time I see you
I think how much I need you (NOT!!)

CHORUS

You're not like most girls
We come from different worlds
That's the main reason why
We broke apart
You believe in free love
And I think it's fucked up
I had no idea that you'd be such a SLUT!

CHORUS

Rebel's Eye (music & lyrics by Ryan Gelinas)

Everyday
It's the same
I get a reminder that life's a pain
Everyone and everything
All bitch at me about the same old things
Grow up, you're such a slob
Make us proud and go get a job

Well fuck you mom
And fuck you dad
You can't control me
You never have

CHORUS:
We live in a world of expectations
But you can't choose my life's ambitions
Sorry I couldn't be the kid you wanted
I'm myself, I'm not your puppet

Everyday I run away
From the local authorities
But they can't stop me
From breaking the rules
It's my way of saying
That I'm not a tool

So say what you wanted to say
You're opinion doesn't mean anything
So that's the story of my life
Now you've seen the world through rebel's eyes

CHORUS

 

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