FRIDAY APRIL 5TH 1996

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Jason: We said A-B-C Ya!!! to the Keystone state.

Kriss: WELL ITs 8:00 AND HERE WE ARE WATCHING UNSOLVED MYSTERIES IN THE RED ROOF INN HOORAY!! THE SPIRIT OF THE CHICKEN LAMB IS STILL WITH US.

Jason: The place was full, but few ventured upstairs for either band. Hunchback Joyride blew. We drank all the bar's cider and got monkey drunk on Aftershock. Shelley, the co-owner, asked what our guarantee was. I said a million dollars. She gave us $85.

Wendy: A nice hick couple sat up front and really enjoyed us. They took our autographs on photos and both screamed into the mic during Bacon. Lumpy got high w/ some dude w/a missing front tooth + dredds. Jason + Lumpy had 2 large glasses + a shot each of Aftershock cinnamon schnapps and even Kris was pretty doggone drunk. Went back to hotel around 3 for a large pig-out-eating anything and everything we could find, bar the soap and toohtpaste. (That would have been next if the 3 guys hadn't passed out.) Jason was eating Velveeta with a knife and putting it bricklayer style onto tortilla chips and stuffing his face maniacally. Lumpy ate yogurt with a knife. Kris passed out sitting upright in a chair. Wendy took a bath and drank beer til 6am. Came into main room and noticed Jason was laying diagonally across the bed with a beer can under him. His pants and the bed were soaked with what we'd all prefer to assume was beer. I told him he was soaking in it. He opened his eyes, said "uh uh" and fell back to sleep in the same position, but not until he attempted to grope my leg, thinking I was Misty and smiling sweetly!

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