SATURDAY APRIL 6TH 1996
Jason: Woke up in beered pants holding my spectacles, perhaps I thought they were a carrot.
3:15PM Returned to wander Indiana again.
Much to our chagrin, Richmond did not present us with a warm heroe's welcome.
Wendy: As the Bermuda Triangle or epicenter of the Pizzle curse, Richmond presented us with a snowstorm!
Jason: We would like to note that Pizzle successfully completed a tour without contracting mad cow disease. We also accept no responsibility for the death of Ron Brown.
5:31 PM Lumpy once again sets fire, still denying any fault
Jokes Absolutely Run Into The Ground
- monkey house/simian fever
- A-B-C YA!!!
- mmmmmmm...
- King Egg
- anything referring to the killing and dismemberment of hitchhikers
- Chicken Lamb
- Did I mention the monkey house thing?
- Lumpy's firey pate
- Every audible fart was funny, there were a few silent ones no one saw humor in.
- the timeless comedy of Lumpy hitting his head
- anything relating to lactation
- chicken noises
- openly mocked
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