My So Called Tom

Ever since I heard you on Enema Of The State

I've been writing you these letters

Asking you to be my date.

But its been almost a year

And still I've gotten no reply,

I'm assuming you have met some other girl.

So I sit in my room,

Watch Ureatha Chronicals

A thousand times.

I wish I was as cool

As Jen is But I'm not.

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I went on Jerry Springer

To confess my love to you

You said I didn't have a chance

And there was nothing I could do

You told me I was crazy

And wished that I was dead.

You threw a chair right upside my head

Today I highjacked a plane

I wrote your name across the sky,

Mr Tom Delonge.

But they were waiting on the ground

To take me straight to jail

(Chorus)

Im staring at your pictures

From my lonely little cell

I'm writing you this letter

To let you know i doing well

Until we meet again

You know I'll cry a thousand tears

And I'll see you in another twenty years.

I'll see you in another twenty years.

I'll see you in another twenty years. My So Called Tom