Written to the tune of "What's My Age Again" by Blink 182
I woke her up,
it was a Friday night,
I wore that tie to get the feeling right.
We started working on it,
she told me to take off that tie,
but then I turned on the TV.
That's about the time she walked away from.
Nobody likes you when your an federal agent
and are still amused by TV shows.
What the hell is A.D.D.?
Other agents say I shouldn't where that tie.
Where's my tie again?
Where's my tie again?
Later on, on the drive home,
I called a 1-900 number from a pay phone.
I said I was Marty,
I found out my card was maxed out.
This state looks down on sodomy.
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me.
Nobody likes you when your a federal agent,
and are still amused my XXX.
What the hell is call ID?
Other agents say I shouldn’t were that tie.
Where's my tie again?
where's my tie again?
And that about the time she walked away from me.
Nobody likes you when your a federal agent
and still act like your in freshman year.
What the hell is wrong with this tie?
Other agents say I shouldn't were that tie.
Where's my tie again?
Where's my tie again?
Please don't walk out on me.
No one should take themselves so seriously.
With many years ahead to fall in line,
Why would you wish that down on me?
I never want to wear that tie,
Where's my tie again?
Where's my tie again?
Where's my tie again?