Written to the tune of "The 12 days of Christmas"
On the first day of Xmas Chris Carter gave to me
a flukeworm in a pear tree
on the second day of Xmas Chris Carter gave to me
two federal agents
and a flukeworm in a pear tree.
on the third day of Xmas Chris Carter gave to me
three Lone Gun men
(repeat 2-1)
On the fourth day of Xmas Chris Carter gave to me
four flying saucers
(repeat 3-1)
on the fifth day of Xmas Chris Carter gave to me
five golden crosses
(repeat 4-1)
on the sixth day of Xmas Chris Carter gave to me
six eves a-cloning
(repeat 5-1)
on the seventh day of Xmas Chris Carter gave to me
seven flesh eating viruses
(repeat 6-1)
on the eighth day of Xmas Chris Carter gave to me
eight morphing bounty hunters
(repeat 7-1)
on the ninth day of Xmas Chris Carter gave to me
nine lost guns
(repeat 8-1)
on the tenth day of Xmas Chris Carter gave to me
ten smuldering Morley’s
(repeat 9-1)
on the eleventh day of Xmas Chris Carter gave to me
eleven bags of sunflowers seeds
(repeat 10-1)
on the twelfth day of Xmas Chris Carter gave to me
nothing!
you have to wait till next season
for the end of this holiday cliff hanger