MAKING YOUR DAD SO HARD
Making Your Dad So Hard

THOMAS THE 46er
An average maintenance man
With a savvy style
Yet you're always in denial
46 years old and you're breakin' your back
Yet there's nothing you lack

(chorus)
Thomas the 46er
We love You
Thomas the 46er
Strong and True

46 years old and you think you're the man
Yet you're more than i can stand
A champion you're the master of all
Especially at cleaning a stall

CHRIS'S SONG
Nice chest with a personality to match
My best friend 'till the end of the night
Then you go home with some other guy
Who's got more money and some cheezy-ass lines

(chorus)
It's gonna be different
It's gonna go my way
I won't get dicked around
No I won't get dicked around

I know it shouldn't bother me
My friends tell me fuck it man just let it be
That girl's a tease you'll never get to stake your claim
Throw in the towel save yourself from loser fame

LOSER
This guy thinks he's got it all
a 10 inch wood and a razor scooter from the mall
he runs around behind your back
a new girl each week - while you sit at home alone

This guy's got a year round tan
cruising in his jeep blasting dave mathews band
he works late every night
a new girl each week - while you sit home alone

(chrous)
why arent you happy
where are you going
what has gone wrong here
will you always stay near
hes not the one now
just up and leave him
why waste your time here
why always stay near

You know youD be best if youD leave
he spends all his free time watching TV
now passed out drunk on the floor
why are you the one left wanting more

SECOND PLACE

This time I found the one she seems so perfect
This time you know it didnt last
Right away it slipped away my one and only chance
wasting my nights at home alone

I thought I could impress her by playing in a band
instead iM dating my right hand
She said just give it up youre so damn immature
iLL never stand a chance

(chorus)
Its really awkward not knowing what to say
being the eternal virgin never getting laid
iLL try one more time then after that iM through
Chicks are too much trouble it really sucks to lose
She always has the same excuse
The same old song and dance
She always wears the same thong
Under her tight black pants

I waited for her after class but i looked like such an ass
her boyfriend had the same idea
I guess he couldnT stand it he gave me a knuckle sandwich
I never liked him anyway

Second Place
I'll always be in 2nd place