TeK n0 Fre eeK (6:43:35 PM): i spilt green beans and gravy on the keyboard so i juss put my steak n shyte on a sandwhich less mess i kan make
Ka G eD Fre eeK (6:41:33 PM): lol
TeK n0 Fre eeK : Dood we almost got into it bekuz i fergot a glass in her room.
Ka G eD Fre eeK : Well its HER room
TeK n0 Fre eeK : I waz like "You bytch at me fer goin in yer room and now yer bytchin bekuz i din go in yer room and get YOUR mess to klean." "Do i look like i have the word Nigger tatooed on my forehead?!" and shes like "Dont get smart with me!" and i said "Ok i'll get dumb then....Duhurrr whats a glass???"..
Ka G eD Fre eeK : lol.. When my mom tells me not to get smart with her i just say well isnt that what yu sent me to school for?..
Ka G eD Fre eeK (5:58:34 PM): like 2 weeks ago i lost my internet and i spent all my time watchin tv my momz like "god yu addicted to tv why dont yu do somefin else" and i get internet back and shes like "yur addicted to the internet why dont yu watch some TV"
TeK n0 Fre eeK (5:59:19 PM): lmao !
Ka G eD Fre eeK (5:59:55 PM): so today i moved the tv next to the computer shes like what are yu doin "im bein a couch spud and a computer addict"
y0 mamma ass so fat tha bytch had to make TWO trips ta haul ass
Baseball wrong, Man with four ballz kannot walk.
Man who sit on toilet iz high on pot.
Man who fart in church, sit in own pew.
Man who sleep with itchy ass, wake up with stinky finger.
Woman with large boobs play own ping pong.