Andrew Chenoweth AKA Chenz
written by Marsan
This motha fucka put up his Christmas Tree without me this year..low self esteem...I love the kid ya know? not gay..even thuough alot of people think I am..Chenz is a one haggard ass bumb..but he has a pet alien..name Pange..and I loooove her..Chenz is a really decent skateboarder..sometimes when he does nollie 360 flips I want to go to my room and hang myself with a tie from my closet..but those are my problems...anyways chenz rips..check him out in our new vid..he also supports the ptarmigans and kookaburras...holla at the birds..he loves to watch stupid movies like Rudolph.. and for that I want him to get hit by a bus..but he listens to cool tunes like Sex Pistols and Tsunami Bomb..and Anti Flag..if he feels in the mood to eat McDonalds..but yeah..Chenz is a sick skater..and my best friend..when hes not tellin me to take a chill pill...when you see him ask him how the pet alien is..and he'll know whats up..holla at chenz please and thank you
Andrew Marsan AKA Pange
Written by Chenz
U crazy man, u crazy... marsan is a crazy alien face who seems to bail a bunch but its all good cuz its funnyier that way... marsan hucks stuff pretty good, like petro style mghees... hes definitely a bumble snow monster at snowboarding too... he wins fights against abomnibable snowmans too... he enjoys taco bell and Radiohead in the same combo please... hold the fries... Williams represnt eh? marsan is a mentally unstable kid, and his brother is starting to rip too... but hes chincey marsan scottish so die little marsan, with ur brand new complete... grr... we laugh we he gets angry.... hes a boat that doesnt stay a float... but he can kill aliens at petro gap so shut up and die.
Frazer Jessup Klein AKA Mullet
Written by a joint effort of the Andrews
hey wuddup..frazer does a lot of tricks that i dont know the names of..but he rips anyways..old school maghees..hes a funny guy..and has mad sick bonfires in his yard...this is marsan so hear this..go to frazers house..in the back room of his basement is a half eaten coffee crisp that i hid there one day in the sense that i was gonna eat it..but never did..grab it for me and the reward is chenzs dog..peace... anyways now that better minds have taken over the keyboard, frazer has a gnarly basement and we r gonna skate it huge time in the winter... g'day governor is the crazyiest trick, only trick that involves touching your hat... hes got some pet ferret thats a major alien... his skill at Tny hawk underground is unmatched...
Ryan Murphy AKA Murph
Written by Chenz
Ryan, what can we say about u other then ur a freaking crazy bastard! Ryan is irish through and through, and enjoys making his already baileys more baileys. Ryan currently sorta attends Williams, but is coming back to Carter next year! woot! Some of his fav bands include DKM, Floggin Molly, Agnostic Front, and the classics as well, such as the Floyd etc. Whether hes jumping off roofs or plunging down stair sets, ryan thrashes hard wherever he goes. Ryan is also a bumble snowboard monster. Three cheers for Murph, an worthy alien and a half.
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