Hello punk lovers, and welcome to the internet home of Loudon, TN's greatest punk rock sensation: The Green Apple Splatters! THE GREEN APPLE SPLATTERS, BIOTCHES!!! If there's two things we love in this world, it's punk music and eating buffalo wings until we get the motherfuckin' Hershey squirts! And Playstation 2 is pretty sweet, too. Our horrifically terrific website is currently being constructed to absolute per-motherfuckin'-fection, so once it's done you can continue browsing at your own risk! Until then just listen to some our sound clips or whatever. Our first hit single, "Kill Myself," played a bunch of times on 94.3 FM Extreme Radio's "South East Exports," but the show got cancelled because all the other bands sucked dick. But rejoice nonetheless, because you can download the MP3 right here on our website! We're also putting links on our site, so if you have a webpage and want it linked here just write us and tell us. I have to go to the bathroom really bad. Check out the picture of my girlfriend. This was taken right after we got done doing it. Peace!
SIR LOINSTEAK - VOCALS, GUITAR
SIR CUMFERENCE - VOCALS, GUITAR
SIR LOUNGEALOT - BASS, BACKING VOCALS
JIMMY THE WEASEL - DRUMS
E-mail The Green Apple Splatters
Downloads
Fresh & Fruity
Think I'm Gonna Kill Myself
Sir Loinsteak's Phat A$$ Interview (94.3 FM WNFZ)
View The Motherfuckin' GAS Guestbook
Sign The Motherfuckin' GAS Guestbook
Links
The American Plague
Diarrhea - FAQ
Pathway To Darkness
94.3 Extreme Radio
Atticus
10 Years
Green Apple Splatters MySpace