TOP TWENTY TIPS TO MAKE SURE UR THE PERFECT CRUSHER:

Okay...now these are just some things you should know, and things you should
NOT do around the guy you like: (Most first hand experiences)

1.If he's on a team...do NOT cheer for him too loud, odds are his mom is near by...and believe me you will get dirty looks!

2. Do NOT talk about him when one of his friends are behind you or near you, you'll get soo embarrassed.

3. When you are at a tourney of some sort of his and it all of a sudden gets very quiet, do NOT continue talking about him!

4. Do NOT cheer for him when hes sitting on the bench

5. Do NOT cheer for him saying hes a good bench warmer.

6. Do NOT let one of your friends point right in his face wen you are talking about him...oh man! that is really embarressing!

7. Do NOT make any pictures u have of them "better" (as in bigger and cropped) by using a photoshop, some of my friends did it...weird!

8. Do NOT gaze at him from a far one day he will notice and find it creepy

9. Do NOT have staring contests with him in the middle of class...man good times in english.

10. Do NOT put his name in your msn name with hearts around it...it doesn't go so well if he has had a bad day and he signs on (especially if his names like really unique)....believe me!

11. Do NOT know his schedule it's creepy...one class is fine cause you prolly have it with him...but all of them, is going over board.

12. oh i wouldnt know him too much if u havent really talked like if he goes"I like Yellowcard." and you say "I know" He's going to think "I ddnt tell u, but u know anywayz, GET AWAY FROM ME!"

13. Do NOT know too much about him, and if you do find out things, keep it to yourself while you talk to him, you don't want him thinking you are a stalker

14. Do NOT put his pic as a DP(display pic) u never know when he signs on and notices himself on ur end

15. Do NOT act obsessive cuz then everything will just get screwed up.

16. oh try not to talk about how much u like about him non stop to a friend while also talking to him on msn at the same time u never know when u type something into the wrong convo

17. when talking about him to friends dnt go to gush mode, and major details are creepy

18. If he asks you, if you like him...do NOT completely deny it, because chances are, you will end up getting yourself into more of a problem!

19.Hard to get is just as bad as obsessive stalker, sure some guys like a challenge, but easy going girls are so much better, they're more approachable and have a better time, so crushing isnt always a challenge, have fun

20. o for the last tip just Stay Cool. Go With the Flow, too obsessive = stalker, too hard to get = forget yall

-Submitted by Lil_Laura_Kitty-

God does Exist

"Did you think that I didn't hear you when you cried out to Me in your time of need?
Truly, I did hear you.
If I hear the final cry of every sparrow that falls in death, would I not hear you?
"Did you wonder if I was listening when you prayed to Me for an answer to the troubles that weighed you down?
Indeed, I was listening.
If I listen intently for the very heartbeat of every baby conceived in the womb, would I not listen when that child prays? I listened, and I remember precisely the instant that your heart took it's first beat; the moment that you took your first gasping breath upon leaving the security of your mother's womb; the contented sigh of relief at your first belly full of warm milk. And, though you've grown up, I still listen for every word spoken in My direction.
"Do you think that I don't know when problems come into your life? I know everything there is to know about you! Even the very hairs of your head are numbered! I've watched you daily, from those first tentative steps and groping words to your very first love; and I was there, cheering you on, though you never knew it. "Did you think that I was unconcerned because you didn't receive an instantaneous answer to your prayer?
My dear child, I am more concerned for you than you will ever know. If I were not, would I have sent my son to earth in the flesh and allowed your kind to mock Him, spit on Him, beat Him, and nail Him up on a cross for all to see? He gave His life for You! He poured out His very life's blood in order to pay a price for your life, and to set you free.! Would I have done that if I was unconcerned?
"Or did you accept the devil's lie that I didn't even exist? Can you really believe his lies when the very magnitude and complexity of the universe bears witness to the unquestionable fact that they are My handiwork? When everything that you can see and not see is a work of My perfection, delicately balanced and timed, from the spiraling galaxies to the spinning atoms? Is it possible to comprehend such an intricate work and say,
"There is no God"?
"Take a good look at yourself!
You are the very epitome of My work!
You are My greatest creation!
A one-of-a-kind human being.
Of the seventy billion humans that have lived and walked this planet, there has been no other exactly like you. I created you perfect! I created you with a hundred million receptors in your eyes so that you could see the beauty around you; I created you with twenty-four thousand vibrating fibers in your inner ears to hear the softest whisper of the wind; I designed five hundred muscles, two hundred bones, and seven miles of nerve fibers, all wrapped in a renewable, nearly indestructible layer of skin and tissue. I gave you a heart that pulses hour after hour, day after day, thirty-six million beats a year, pumping blood through more than ninety-six thousand miles of veins and arteries to give your body life and keep it free of disease; and I gave you a brain that is the most complex organ in all of the universe, made up of one-hundred-trillion cells and crisscrossed with twenty-five billion nerve cells to help you retain the minutest memory; and I equipped your body with four million pain-sensitive structures, five hundred thousand touch detectors, and over two hundred thousand temperature detectors! And then, to top it all off, I gave you the ability to reason, to dream, to imagine, and to speak; things that no other of My creatures can do. And, as a final touch, after creating that magnificent body that you live in, I created the real you, the inner you, the spirit that I created in My likeness, and I breathed you into your body at the instant of birth. "And you were connected to Me then, but you never knew it. Deep inside of you you knew, because I planted that knowledge of Me there, but over the years you have allowed the things of the world to choke that knowledge out. In the beginning, however, you were perfect; My greatest creation; molded in My own image. Don't you find it really quite humorous, to think that some could adamantly believe that this all came about by chance or evolution?
Could such a masterpiece have come about simply by chance?
"If you can see the truth in this, then how can you think that I didn't
hear you?"
"Behold, I am standing at your heart's door, knocking and asking entrance, but I will not force My will on you. Call to Me now and ask Me to come in; into your heart and your life. Call to Me, for I am listening and waiting even as you read this. I'm only a word away, and if you will invite Me in, I will come in and never will I leave you alone. Give Me your heart and your love and, as I live, saith the Lord, this day you shall be one with Me in Paradise." Forever; JesusSuggested Scripture readings:
John 3:3 & 3:16
Romans 10:8 - 13
and the 91st Psalms

Beauty Tips

The following was written by Audrey Hepburn regarding "Beauty Tips". For attractive lips,
Speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes,
Seek out the good in people. For a slim figure,
Share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair,
Let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day. For poise,
Walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone.
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed;
Never throw out anybody. Remember, If you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.
As you grow older,you will discover that you have two hands,
one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she
knows,
And the beauty of a woman with passing years-only grows!
If you send this to other women, something good will happen -
you will boost another woman's self esteem.

A Love Story

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived:
Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love. One
day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all
repaired their boats and left. Love wanted to persevere until the last possible moment. When the island
was almost sinking, Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by
Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?"
Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my
boat. There is no place here for you." Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel,
"Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and
might damage my boat." Vanity answered. Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness, let me go with
you." "Oh....Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!" Happiness passed by Love too, but she was so happy that she did not even
hear when Love called her! Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come Love, I will take you." It was an
elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that he even forgot to ask the
elder his name. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went his own way. Love realizing how much he owed the elder and asked Knowledge, another
elder, "Who helped me?" "It was Time," Knowledge answered. "Time?" asked
Love. "But why did Time help me?" Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and
answered, "Because, only Time is capable of understanding how great Love
is."

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been
reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish [Euro for
short]. In the first year, 's' will be used instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly,
sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard 'c' will be
replased with 'k'. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters
kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome 'ph' will be replased by 'f'. This will make words like
'fotograf' 20 persent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which ahve always
ben a deternent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes
of silent 'e' in the languaj is disgrasful, and they would go. By the forth uer, peopl wil be receptiv to steps such as replasing the
'th' by 'z' and the 'w' by 'v'. During the fifz uer, ze unesesary 'o' kan
be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou', and similar changes nud of kors be
splid to ozeer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli senisbl riten styl. Zer vil be no
mor tubls or difikultis and avrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

I thought this was a very nice e-mail I got from a friend, so I thought I's share it with everyone! HOW WE TREAT PEOPLE Five lessons to make you think about the way we treat people. 1. First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.
During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello". I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain
One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabamahighway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she
decided to flag down the nextcar. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960s. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab. She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached. It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away. God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others," Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole. 3. Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.
In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked. "Fifty cents," replied the waitress. The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it. "Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired. By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient. "Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied. The little boy again counted his coins. "I'll have the plain ice cream," he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies. You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip. 4. Fourth Important Lesson - The Obstacles in Our Path.
In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way. Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand! Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition. 5. Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts.
Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year-old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, "Yes I'll do it if it will save her." As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheeks. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, Will I start to die right away?". Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her.

"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching."

These were all submitted by NM-Gurl. :)

A Sad Story

Jenny was so happy about the house her and her family had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in a breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting;she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleepovers,and parties soon;she was so happy. It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of her Junior year,everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought ''I want to be popular and I am going to be, because I just got a date with the star of the team! To be known in the school you had to have a clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. ''Well,I just won't tell them the entire truth, They won't know the difference;whats there to loose''? Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned and said ''Alright'' Excited,she got ready for the big event. But as she rushed around like she had no sence, she began to feel guilty about all the lies, But whats a pizza,a party,a moonlight ride? The pizza was good and the party was great,but the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Jeff was half drunk by this time, But he kissed her and said everything was just fine. The room filled with smoke and Jeff took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. They jumped in the car for a moonlight ride, not thinking he was to drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, and Jeff tried to make a pass, a pass that Jenny didnt want at all. (By a pass, I don't mean playing football) ''Perhaps my parents are right..I am to young'' Boy,how could I ever,ever be so dumb. With all her might she pushed Jeff away. ''Please take me home'',I dont want to stay'' Jeff crancked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going to fast. As Jeff drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down. But he just went faster as they neared the town. ''Just let me get home'', I'll confess I lied'' said Jenny Then all of a sudden she saw a big flash. ''Oh God please help us we are going to crash'' cried Jenny! She didnt remeber the force of impact. Just that all of a sudden everything went black. She felt someone remove her in the twisted rumble,and she heard ''call an ambulance'' these kids are in trouble. Voices she heard,a few words at best. But she knew that there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then she wondered to herself if Jeff was alright, And if the other people in the other car was alright. She awoke in the hospital with faces so sad. ''You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad''. These voices echoed in her head,as they gently told her Jeff was dead. They said''Jenny we havedone everything we could do, But it looks like we are going to loose you to'' ''But the people on the other car''? Jenny cried. ''We're sorry Jenny but they also died''. Jenny prayed, ''God forgive me for what I have done I only wanted just one night of fun''. ''Tell those peoples family that I have made thier lives dim, I wish I could return thier familys to them''. ''Tell mom and dad I am sorry I lied,and so many have died''. Oh nurse won't you please tell that for me?'' The nurse just stood there and never agreed. But the nurse took Jennys hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, ''Why didnt you do your best To bid that girl her one request?'' She looked at the man with eyes so sad. ''Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad''.

-Why Nice Guy's Suck-

Why nice guys suck Nice guys are ugly! They haven't the air of sensuality about them that bad guys do, because they just haven't had lives.
Nice guys think women are a 'special species' from another planet.
Nice guys suffocate their girlfriends, expecting them to be their lovers, mother, sister, princess, china doll, and the Goddess who brings up the sun in their mornings. They also expect their girlfriends to be their best buddy, because 'real' guys won't have anything to do with the geeks!
Nice guys sit there entranced by their girlfriends as the girlfriend carries on the whole conversation by themselves. Nice guys haven't lived so they have nothing to add to the conversation. Nice guys bore women to death.
Nice guys stare at their girlfriends in total worship awe. Women find it difficult to eat when they are being visually consumed by a staring, mindless dope.
Nice guys quickly look at you when they do a social blunder (such as fart) to see if you caught it. Who cares!
Nice guys pretend to be 'just our friend' and then go home and fantasize about us mothering their 'nice guy' kids.
Nice guys have no real life or interest of their own. They sit around and dream of getting a girlfriend to fill their empty lives.
Nice guys feel so undeserving of 'awesome you' that they make you feel that you have, most assuredly, picked a real loser.
Nice guys think women are porcelain goddesses. Women don't want to have to keep living up to a surreal image. If you belch in front of us we won't break!
Nice guys think that if a woman doesn't want to have anything to do with their boring, empty shell of manlihood, they're stupid bitches who would rather be with a jerk that beats them. Yep, this is every woman's dream.
Nice guys are too STUPID to figure out that woman don't want to be the leader on the dance floor.
Nice guys wear tucked in golf shirts and make a clean, straight part in their hair, exactly two-inches above their left ear. This really turns woman on. So sexy! Why can't Fabio and Brad Pitt take fashion and grooming lessons from nice guys?
Nice guys sit there like passive puppies, waiting for their girl to make all the moves. This is because woman love to feel undesirable.
Nice guys can fool our parents. They are often quoted by the respected elder as being kind, loving, committed. Translation: Gay
Nice guys suck because you can't complain about them to your friends.
Dating a nice guy is like dating yourself. If you like Broccoli, he likes Broccoli. If you hate Jay Leno, he hates Jay Leno. If you order a Shirley Temple, he orders a Shirley Temple. If you are pro capital punishment, he is pro capital punishment. If you think Austin Powers was disgusting he thinks Austin Powers was disgusting. If you prefer Kotex over Tampax...
Nice guys eventually turn into jerks too, so why not just date a jerk right from the start and skip all that insecurity stage?
Nice guys laugh at your jokes...before you've even reached the punchline.
Nice guys quickly get emotionally attached. Sucking the life of you.
Nice guys eagerly show affection. Who can appreciate that of which they didn't have to work for?
Nice guys are gentle, tender, pedal-soft lovers. Woman love this...hopefully her nice guy will wake her up to let her know that he is coming. "I'm not hurting you now, am I hon.?"
Nice guys will never, ever eagerly lust and devour your hot, throbbing body or steamy, sweetened inner core. Nice guys can't hear your body screaming, "hold me, touch me, RAVISH me! FUCK ME NOW!!!"
Hopefully, your nice guy will eventually turn into a jerk and cheat on you (so someone else can endure his lack of lovemaking skills).
Nice guys will make you feel guilty if you spend a minute anywhere but with them.
Nice guys will buy you flowers. Then ask you all evening long if you liked them.
Nice guys will never actually tell their girlfriends when they don't like what she's doing. Instead, he will get mad about it six months later.
Nice guys are hideously insecure. Nice guys never do for you anything for the simple sake of giving. Everything they do for their girlfriends are like stock investments. The stock is up at Acceptance and Approval. Each gift he gives you, or loving gesture he shows you, is really a guaranteed down payment toward a future of him clinging to you like a drowning man to a life-saver.
Nice guys are confused about romance. They either go overboard and bring a dozen roses to a "lets go for a walk in the park" date...or...they are so unsuave and unsure of themselves that they hang around you, pretending to be your friend. Yep, I just love an unconfident, self-doubting man.
Nice guys are so desperate to please that they have no identity of their own. Ask a nice guy his thoughts on anything. Guess what? He doesn't have any!
Nice guys are easily used. I just love a man I have no respect for.
Nice guys suffer from the "Night in Shining Armor" syndrome. They pick out the sleaziest, "hard luck" cases to rescue. Moral of the story? Wear condoms while sleeping thru the sex act with your nice guy.
Nice guys are so eager to please that they rarely speak up when something bothers them. Thus, they can make their girlfriends feel guilty when they say, "Everything I did, I did for you".
Nice guys truly think that they are making their girlfriends happy by sacrificing their own life, desires, wants, needs, opinions, and identities to that of their girlfriends. They can then claim that "no one will ever love you as much as I do". Translation: "You are such a bitch, be grateful I'm willing to put up with you and love you anyway."
Nice guys make you their Life, their only source of happiness. Woman love this burden placed on them.
Nice Guys really don't like themselves. Insecurity is not sexy, it is suffocating, clinging and obsessive.
Issues with nice men are unbearable. Issues with jerks are workable.

-ABC OF YOUR EX Boyfriend-
The ABC's Of Your Ex

A is for the bad ass you thought he was
B is for BULLSHIT, which is what he was full of.
C is for the commitment that was never there.
D is for "Damn the bad luck" which is what I have in Dating men.
E is for everything he said we'd do, everything he said he was, and everything he's not.
E is also for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.
F is for faithful, as long as there wasn't something or someone better to do.
G is for GOD the one he thought he was and wanted to be worshipped as.
G is also for the spot he could never find!
H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.
I is for Impotent which is what I told everyone he was.
I is also for the inbreeding that occured in his podunk family.
J is for jugular, the one I'd love to sever.
K is for Key, the one that made the lovely designs on his truck.
K is also for Kick in the balls which is what I'm gonna give him if I see him again.
L is for Love in most cases, but exceptions have been made, L is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH (he drank an awful lot).
M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met one? Do you know where any are?
N is for the narcotics. He drove me past alcohol.
O is for the orgasm he thought he made me have.
P is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL!
Q is for queer. I sometimes wonder if he is.
R is for the hopeless romantic he said he was. He was half right. He was hopeless, not to mention worthless.
R is also for the ring that he can't afford and will never buy.
S is for the sugar they found in his gas tank.
S is also for satisfied, which he rarely made me feel.
T is for typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man.
U is for umbilical cord which was never severed when his mother gave birth.
U is also for the ugly girl he is dating now.
V is for the voodoo doll I made of him. Pins are inserted of course.
W is for wife, the one he said he didn't have.
X is what he is to me now!!!!
Y is for why the hell did I ever get involved with him.
Z is for the zoloft that I had to start taking.
. is for period, which is a good excuse that comes in handy once a month!

-Why didn't you want me mommy?-

Day 1 Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Day 2 Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Day 3 You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Day 4 Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Day 5 You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Day 6 I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No . . .
Day 7 Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. Destroyed by a "doctor."
Please Choose Life

-RUN THROUGH THE RAIN-

This is a very good story, I recommend you to read it. A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Wal-Mart. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Wal-Mart. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child come pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day. Caught in "Mom, let's run through the rain," she said. "What?" Mom asked. "Let's run through the rain!" She repeated. "No, honey. We'll wait until it slows down a bit," Mom replied. This young child waited about another minute and repeated: "Mom, let's run through the rain," "We'll get soaked if we do," Mom said. "No, we won't, Mom. That's not what you said this morning," the young girl said as she tugged at her Mom's arm. This morning? When did I say we could run through the rain and not get wet? "Don't you remember? When you were talking to Daddy about his cancer, you said, 'If God can get us through this, he can get us through anything!" The entire crowd stopped dead silent. I swear you couldn't hear anything but the rain. We all stood silently. No one came or left in the next few minutes. Mom paused and thought for a moment about what she would say. Now some would laugh it off and scold her for being silly. Some might even ignore what was said. But this was a moment of affirmation in a young child's life. A time when innocent trust can be nurtured so that it will bloom into faith... "Honey, you are absolutely right. Let's run through the rain. If GOD let's us get wet, well maybe we just needed washing," Mom said. Then off they ran. We all stood watching, smiling and laughing as they darted past the cars and yes, through the puddles. They held their shopping bags over their heads just in case. They got soaked. But they were followed by a few who screamed and laughed like children all the way to their cars. And yes, I did. I ran. I got wet. I needed washing. Circumstances or people can take away your material possessions, they can take away your money, and they can take away your health. But no one can ever take away your precious memories...So, don't forget to make time and take the opportunities to make memories everyday. To everything there is a season and a time to every purpose under heaven. A friend sent this to me to remind me of life. Hope you enjoy it. I HOPE YOU STILL TAKE THE TIME TO RUN THROUGH THE RAIN.

~FRIENDSHIP TEST~

First things first:
NO CHEATING Don't cheat.
This is a little game that has a pretty funny/creepy outcome. Don't read ahead, just do it in order. It takes about 3 minutes It's worth it. It's kinda eerie....

First, Get a blank piece of paper and pen. P.S. When you are asked to choose names, make sure it's people you ACTUALLY KNOW, and go with your first instincts!
Scroll down one line at a time - don't read ahead or you'll ruin the fun!!
1.) First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.


2.) Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write any two numbers you want.


3.) Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex (or same sex if you're gay). Don't look ahead-or it won't turn out right.


4.) Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots. Don't cheat or you'll be upset that you did.


5.) Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10 and 11.


6.) Finally, make a wish





And here is the key for that game..


1.) You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game


2.) The person in space 3 is the one that you love.


3.) The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.


4.) You care most about the person you put in 4.


5.) The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.


6.) The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.


7.) The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.


8.) The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.


9.) The tenth space is the song that tells you most about your mind.


10.) And 11 is the song telling how you feel about life.


-Drink warnings-

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really desperate for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The conscumption of alcahol may mack you tink you can tipe real gode

Right now...

Somebody is very proud of you.
Somebody is thinking of you.
Somebody is caring about you.
Somebody misses you.
Somebody wants to talk to you.
Somebody wants to be with you.
Somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
Somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
Somebody wants to hold your hand.
Somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
Somebody wants you to be happy.
Somebody wants you to find him/her.
Somebody is celebrating your successes.
Somebody wants to give you a gift.
Somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.
Somebody hopes you're not too cold, or too hot.
Somebody wants to hug you.
Somebody loves you.
Somebody admires your strength.
Somebody is thinking of you and smiling.
Somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.
Somebody wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun.
Somebody thinks the world of you.
Somebody wants to protect you.
Somebody would do anything for you.
Somebody wants to be forgiven.
Somebody remembers you and wishes that you were there. Somebody is praising God for you.
Somebody needs to know that your love is unconditional.
Somebody values your advice.
Somebody wants to tell you how much they care.
Somebody wants to share their dreams with you.
Somebody wants to hold you in their arms.
Somebody wants YOU to hold them in your arms.
Somebody treasures your spirit.
Somebody wishes they could STOP time because of you.
Somebody praises God for your friendship and love.
Somebody can't wait to see you.
Somebody loves you for who you are.
Somebody loves the way you make them feel.
Somebody wants you to know they are there for you.
Somebody's glad that you're his/her friend.
Somebody wants to be your friend.
Somebody stayed up all night thinking about you.
Somebody is alive because of you.
Somebody is wishing that you noticed him/her.
Somebody wants to get to know you better.
Somebody wants to be near you.
Somebody has faith in you.
Somebody trusts you.
Somebody needs you to send them this letter.
Somebody needs your support.
Somebody needs you to have faith in them.
Somebody will cry when they read this.
Somebody needs you to let them be your friend.
Somebody hears a song that reminds them of you.


-LOVE QUOTES-

Love Is When You Cant Sleep Cause Reality Is Better Then A Dream
There Isnt A Damn Thing Anyone One Could Do Or Say To Make Me Leave You
God Gives Us Pain, Because He Knows We're Strong Enough To Handle It, So Take It As A Compliment
Love In It's Truest Form Has No Language Or Words, It Just Has A Thousand And 0ne Actions, We All Wish We Could Describe,Everyone Says, "Love Is..." Well I Don't Know Why You Guys Have Answers, Because To Be Honest Love JUST Is... And Words Can't Describe Exactly What It Is
When I First Met You I Was Afraid To Talk To You, When I First Talked To You I Was Afraid To Like You,When I Began To Like You I Was Afraid To Love You, And Now That I Love You I Am Afraid To Lose You
You will come to me one day and you will ask what is more important; you or my life. and I will say my life and you will walk away never knowing you are my life.
If I Had A Rose For Every Time I Thought About You I'd Be Walking In A Garden Forever
I'm Jealous Of Every Girl Who Even Hugged You Because In That Moment They Held My World
I'll Always Be Beside You Until The Very End, Wiping All Of Your Tears Away, Being Your Best Friend, I'll Smile When You Smile, And Feel All The Pain You Do, And If You Cry A Single Tear, I Promise I'll Cry Too
For One Minute I Wish You Could See Yourself The Way I See You, Then You'd Know How Important You Really Are To Me
I Knew You Were The One From The Very Start, Cause The Moment I Looked Into Your Eyes You Stole My Heart
If You Love Something Set It Free, If It Comes Back It Was Meant To Be... If It Continues To Fly Let It Soar And Have Faith That There Is Better In Store.
If I could give you one gift in the world it would be the ability to see yourself as I see you. Maybe then you?ll realize how special you really are
You know you're in love when the hardest thing to say is goodbye
If I had my life to live over again, next time I'd give you more kisses and hold you closer. I'd memorize everything you ever said to me and carry it in my heart like a poem. If I had my life to live over again, next time I'd find you sooner so I could love you longer, better, and truer
Love. We think about it, sing about it, dream about it, lose sleep worrying about it. When we don't have it, we search for it. When we discover it, we don't know what to do with it. When we have it, we fear losing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain. But we can't predict which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define, impossible to live without
I get the best feelings in the world when you say hi to me, Or even smile because I know.. jus for a second... I crossed your mind
If you love someone, tell them... for hearts are often broken by words left unspoken
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. --I Corinthians 13:4-8
You're the reason I like you and you?re the reason I?ll die. You're the reason I smile yet you?re the reason I break down and cry. You're the reason I keep going and the reason I fall cause without you in my life... I'm nothing at all
It's funny how big of an impact you have on me. It's like when I see you, you don't even have to speak...all you do is smile, and it can make my day, and that's how I remember my reasons for loving you
If you love someone, you will always believe in him, always expect the best of him, and always stand your ground in defending him. 1 Corinthians 13:7
Something in your eyes makes me want to lose myself in your arms. There's something in your voice that makes my heart beat fast, hope this feeling lasts the rest of my life
I wonder, Does he think about me the way I do? Does he dream about me the way I do? Does he talk about me the way I do? Does he wonder about me the way I do? Does he fantasize about me the way I do? Does he love me the way I do? I wonder
I'd rather have bad times with you than good times with someone else. I'd rather be beside you in a storm than safe and warm by myself. I'd rather have hard times together than have it easy apart. I'd rather have the one who holds my heart

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Submitted by P_Rican_Mami04
These are freaky stories, but at the same time, not.

From: COSMOGIRL! MAGAZINE
I once owned a cat named Nickey who was like a sister to me. Anytime I was sad, she seemed to know and would cuddle with me until I was all right. But she got hit and killed by a car---I was so upset! One night, I was crying about it in my computer room when this little electronic kitty toy I had came alive for a few seconds, and then stopped. But my baby sister had trashed that toy, and it didn't have no batteries in it! I was freaked, but I also felt warm inside because I had a sense that it was Nickey saying that things would be ok!

From: CosmoGIRL! Mag.
My friens and I heard a story about an old slaughterhouse where some kids were killed. The rumor was that if you drove up, turned your car around, and put it in neutral, it would move. Then if you put powder on the bumper, you'd see tiny fingerprints. We had to try it! In a few seconds, the car moved a good 20 feet uphill until we slammed on the brakes. When we shined a light on the bumper, there were fingerprints on it. I've done it several times, and it always happens. The story is that the kids who died there are pushing you away.


THE PASTOR'S CAT!!
Submitted by DsprateHouseCats

Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and drove away so that the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten. That's what he did, all the while checking his progress in the car mirror. He then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved the car a little further forward, the rope broke. The tree went "boing!" and the kitten instantly sailed through the air-out of sight. The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten. So he prayed, "Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping," and went on about his business. A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food. This woman very much disliked cats and everyone knew it, so he remarked that he knew she had never owned a cat in the many years he had known her and expressed surprise that she should be buying a considerable amount of cat food. She replied, "You won't believe this," and then told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing to bring one into their home. Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, "Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it." She told the pastor, "I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes....... A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her!!" Never underestimate the Power of God and His unique sense of humor!! He works in mysterious ways!!


Submitted by KandyGirl04
100 ways to annoy the rest of us:

1.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2.In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4.Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
5.If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6.Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7.Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8.Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9.Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
10.Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
11.Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12.Sniffle incessantly.
13.Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14.Name your dog "Dog."
15.Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
17.Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18.Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
19.Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20.Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
21.Practice making fax and modem noises.
22.Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23.Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24.Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25.Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Yell timber on a golf course.
27.Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28.Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29.Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30.Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31.Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32.Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34.Drum on every available surface.
35.Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36.Ask phone operators for dates.
37.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of copyright warnings.
38.Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40.Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41.Set alarms for random times.
42.Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43.Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44.Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45.Honk and wave to strangers.
46.Dress only in clothes colored Orange.
47.Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48.Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49.Wear your pants backwards.
50.Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 51.Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52.ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53.only type in lowercase.
54.dont use any punctuation either
55.Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56.Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57.Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58.Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59.Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's front lawn in spray paint.
60.Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J. Simpson conspiracy theories.
61.Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62.Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63.Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64.Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65.Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66.At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67.When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68.Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69.As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70.Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71.Pretend your computers mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72.Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73.Drive half a block.
74.Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75.Ask people what gender they are.
76.Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
77.Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78.Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
79.Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80.While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
81.Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82.Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83.Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim its a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85.Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86.Wear a LOT of cologne.
87.Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88.Sing along at the opera.
89.Mow your lawn with scissors.
90.At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91.Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92.Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93.Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
94.Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95.Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96.Never make eye contact.
97.Never break eye contact.
98.Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99.Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100.Make appointments for the 31st of September.