Profile Quotes
- Fresh air is highly overratted. (whats air conditioning for?)
- I'm not weird, I'm just missunderstood.
- As the fresh new dew kisses the morning grass, I tell my mom to kiss my a**
- I'm not fat, I'm PHAT.
- I almost get straight a's, they're just a little crooked...
- Don't be mad at me because I like your boyfriend... Be mad at him cuz` he likes ME!
- Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again?
- I got kicked out of hell for flirtin' with the devil...