What you are about to witness can only be described as "terrible". This site contains much offensive material. If you have no sense of humor, a weak stomach, or any other form of psychological failure, please just go somewhere else. In the long run, if you leave now, we won't have to listen to you complain, whine, or urinate yourself. We don't like you, or anyone else. If you can be classified as a regular "Chazmo" you best not enter the site. If you like to watch Sesame Street and your Mother still dresses you, you might be better off looking up passwords for adult websites. Anyone who likes to have fun at the expense of others, and has a blatant disregard for their physical safety, come on in and join the fun. If you think your image may be on one of the sites included, you better just boogie on outta here before we kill you. Anyways, I just wanted to have a giant warning as the new first page of our site, and this is it. So take care of yourself, and each other. And remember if you catch Uncle Morty watching your kids taking a shower, we can let you borrow a broom and a spatula to show him what fer.
[ ENTER GANG OF MUTANTS, I AGREE I WON'T BE OFFENDED ]
[ GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, THESE GUYS ARE NUTS! ]
