I haven't done any lists in a long time, ne? ^_^. Well... Here's a
weird list from Ina-chan's Head...
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February 21, 2002
Disclaimer: JQ isn't mine. The ideas in this list are just figments
of Ina-chan's warped brain from watching too much anime.
Category: Not Fic, Humour
IF JONNY QUEST IS AN ANIME…
(a.k.a. when Ina-chan is sick with the cold and bored to tears with
no new anime to watch…)
By Ina-chan
10. They will have a kick-ass J-Rock group to play the OP & ED theme.
09. Jezebel Jade will have two identities. One will be an
Intelligence One "secretary" who speaks for an "unseen boss", the
other as the mysterious, sexy, masked woman who appears out of
nowhere to save Race's butt when he gets into danger that he can't
get out of.
08. Zin would actually be the head and the code name for a secret
organization that exploits… various things… and have lots of
influence in the black market. One of their projects would be
experimenting on children who has potential extra sensory powers. Zin
will be identified as these creepy looking people who always wear
black and have kewl long trench coats.
07. Hadji would be one of the boy who got experimented on. He'll
first meet the Quests on a mission to assassinate Dr. Quest, but he
is befriended by Jonny and he defects sides. He would have had his
memory erased prior to his mission as to protect the identity of the
organization.
06. Hadji will keep his magic powers… develop telekinesis and
telepathy as well. ^_^.
05. Jessie will be Zin's headstrong daughter, who will follow her
father's footsteps and become Jonny's rival. She and Hadji were
actually best friends before Hadji was sent on a mission, and was
harbouring strong unrequited love for the boy. She gets more pissed
off at the Quests when Hadji defects to their side. Jonny, in the
other hand, start to get attracted to Jessie with each encounter.
Jessie then goes into a moral dilemma re: following her heart vs.
betraying her father.
04. Jonny's voice actor will be a girl who specializes on adolescent
boy voices in the higher range (someone kewl like Ai Orikasa, Minami
Takami, or even Megumi Ogata-sama!)
03. Jonny and Hadji will be total drool worthy bishounnen (but Jonny
will most likely look much more prettier and more effeminate).
02. Dr. Quest's list of inventions will range from high-tech
practical gadgetry to very kewl fantastic transforming fighting mecha
that will be showcased in action sequences full of chase scenes and
explosions.
And finally…
01. Two words… SHOUNEN-AI! ^_^. Dr. Quest and Race will finally come
out of the closet and proclaim their romantic relationship. Hadji
will develop forbidden feelings for Jonny, and Jonny would be the
same, but at the same time he would be at conflict because of
his "other" forbidden feelings for Jessie. (Oh, and Jonny
will be the uke, because that's the fate of the "prettier boy" ^_^.)
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