Author: Aspen Shiyan

Date: April 13, 2002

Disclaimer: All characters have been used senselessly
and made fun of without any permission. Most
characters are based off of real people from the ML.
Most events have not actual happened.

Note: HI, ya'll! Here's some more MlerVille fics.
It's one of the 'official' ones. I didn't really like
the other two, so they're not official. ^_^ Plus
they don't have this little sign à §.
Sorry, I'm bored.
 

MlerVille: Drinking Game §

Vanessa: There! See! Race's nose so should've been
broken!
Aspen: All righty then…(looks at directions)…take two
shots.
Everybody takes two shots.
Schmitt: (Looks at bottle) I think we're going to
need another one soon…this one's just about empty.
Aspen: (hiccups) Again? Already.
Vanessa: We're only 10 minutes through the second
show!
Schmitt: These plot holes are killing us.
Vanessa: Oh no…
Schmitt: What?
Vanessa: Jonny just caught himself while falling off
another cliff. We take (looks at directions) one more
shot.
Everyone drinks one shot.
Aspen: Oh now we ARE out.
Schmitt: I don't know if we can afford so many
drinks. These guys are gonna make us go bankrupt!
Aspen: (drunkenly) I'm going to go give them a piece
of my mind. (makes for TV) (slips, falls flat on
back…groans) Maybe later…

5 shows, 2 hours 50 minutes, *many* shots later…

Schmitt: How does *this* one look?
Vanessa and Aspen look carefully and think for a
minute.
Vanessa: I don't know, I think I like the yellow one
better.
Aspen: The yellow one definitely made him look much
slimmer, but this pink one brings out his eyes more.
Vanessa: (cocks head to one side) Oh yeah…
Schmitt: (twirls around in dress so it billows out at
the bottom) This one is much more comfortable…and
silky.
Aspen: Yeah, this one's definitely a keeper.
Schmitt: (claps hands) Oh, I'm so excited!
Vanessa: Hey lookey what I found. (holds up box of
hair dye) We can all dye our hair!
Schmitt and Aspen cheer and all run to the bathroom
taking hair dyes with.

Aspen: How long did it say to keep this in for?
Vanessa: (looks at box) An hour, but I don't think
you were supposed to MIX them to get streaks.
Aspen: Oh, whoops.
Schmitt: Hey, everybody! (walks out with platinum
blonde hair) Look, I'm Jonny!
Aspen: (looks Schmitt up and down) maybe you should
lose the dress and nail polish.
Schmitt: (looks at himself) (thinks for a minute)
(frowns, then smiles with bright idea) I know! I
could die my hair red, go to Switzerland, get a sex
change and become JESSIE!
Vanessa and Aspen look at eachother, shrug.

Schmitt: Umph! My dress is stuck on the door.
Flight attendent: Here, lemme help you, erm, sir.
(pulls dress out of airplane door)
Schmitt: Oh, thank you. (kisses flight attendant's
hand once and walks onto plain)
Aspen: (stares) so big…so big.
Vanessa: That's right, Aspen…it's called an
'aroplain'.
Aspen: Shut up and help me, I'm seeing doubles.
Schmitt: (sitting in seat pushing buttons) What's
this button do? What's this button do? What's this
button do?
Aspen: Take a break and look out the window for a
little while.
Schmitt: Look! Look! It's the ocean! (gets up real
close to window)
Aspen: How long is this flight?
Flight Attendant: 12 hours.
Vanessa: 12 hours? What are we going to do for 12
hours?
Aspen: Twiddle our thumbs.
Vanessa: Oh, okay. ('twiddles' her thumbs)
Aspen: (after a while) I bet I can twiddle mine
faster.
Vanessa: Can not!
Vanessa and Aspen get in thumb twiddling race.
Aspen: (after even longer) My thumbs hurt.
Vanessa: Mine too.
Aspen: Who won?
Vanessa: I don't know. Nobody's reached the finish
line yet.
Aspen: Oh…(continues to twiddle thumbs)…where's that?
Vanessa: (looks at Aspen) I don't know. … I think we
should do something else.
Aspen: Yeah.
Both stop twiddling thumbs and sit still.
Schmitt: (still looking out window) are we there yet?
Vanessa: Oh duh! Why didn't I think of this sooner?
Aspen: What?
Vanessa: The Super 'Make Time Go Faster Than it
Normally Does' Machine I made in my Quest-like
inventions class!
Aspen: What's it do?
Vanessa give Aspen an odd look.
Schmitt: Oh, oh! I know! I know! It makes time go
faster than it normally does.
Vanessa: Very good, Kronk. (takes it out of bag)
All we have to do is press this button and our 12 hour
flight will only take 20 minutes!
Schmitt: But we've only been on the plane for 20
minutes.
Vanessa: That's the whole point.
Aspen: Press it! Press it!
Vanessa presses it.
Schmitt: What now?
Vanessa: I don't get it. It didn't work.
Flight Attendent: We will now be landing in
Switzerland so please fasten your seat belts and put
up any tray tables you may have down.
All three together: Wow!
Passenger behind them: Wow, you guys have been in
that exact same position for the last 11 and a half
hours!
Aspen: I *do* have a bit of a hangover…
Vanessa: Is my hair ORANGE??
Schmitt: Wait a nick…were we going to Switzerland so
I could get a sex change??
Aspen: I think so. Nice dress, it matches your eyes.
Schmitt: (looks down) aaaaaah.
Vanessa: Oh well. At least we got these
complimentary chocolate wrist watches.

Fin.
Mwahaha. So, what'd ya think? Huh-huh-huh? Evil, I
know. But, hey, I was bored as heck.