Title: Packing for a trip
Author: Steph Cox (Jessie Bannon)
Rated: eh... PG to be safe
Catagory: Humor/List
Archivers: Suze gets dibs, as does Aspen. Anyone else, just email me and tell me where it resides.
Disclaimer: I don't own JQ, I wish I did. Okay, like 200 people wish they did, but that doesn't mean that we'll get it.  Any resemblance to your personality/packing abilities is purely coincedental.

Do you pack for trips like the Quest Team? Take this quiz and find out.

Okay, so here I am, packing for my trip, and I get an idea for a top whatever Quiz list. Here goes!

When packing for a trip do you:

1. Pack mosquito repellent
2. Combat boots and camo
3. Pack your "Worst Case Senerio Handbook" which you co-wrote
4. Weapons (Knives, gernades, c-4, hand gun, extra clips, bazooka, Ki-powered Chicken Launcher, Big Baby Nuclear Device)
5. Turban
6. Jumbo bottle of bleach
7. Book of "20,000 Quips and Quotes for your everyday life" that one of your friends stole from Hadji and gave to you as a christmas present
8. Laptop with QuestWorld hook-up
9. Your, "Aquisio" Po-Ho water god costume ("Race! Drop the Towel!")
10. a small white dog with a black mask
11. Video equipment (to capture those special "haunting" memories)
12. A really cool watch that can do everything except chop veggies
13. The Book of Rage (abridged version for easy reference and easier carrying)
14. Hitch a Uhaul trailer behind your vehicle filled with JQ Collection in bubble wrap
15. Special 3-D holographic camera
16. Have a jet named "The Dragonfly" fueled and waiting to take off
17. a hoverboard
18. a flare gun. (You never know when you have to become the "Fire Bringer")
19. A "kidnap me" tee shirt
20. A great/stupid sense of adventure

0-3- Eh, not really like the Q-Team, borrow some tapes and watch more
4-8- Better... but, you need to read more Action/Adventure JQ fics.
9-13- Okay, you're getting there... Just remember to pack the mosquito repellent next time
14-20 You are now an "official" Quest Team member. Congrats!
20+ (I know what your thinking, how can there be more? You actually added to the list, that's how) My gosh! You are SUPER MRS. EVENS! The way you pack for a trip, we could have WWIII on our hands by nightfall!

and thus ends my short trip to insanity, and my deversion for not packing. You know.. I'm actually packing some of that stuff....