Spike: “Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea? ”
Adapting to life in Sunnydale without the Slayer isn’t easy, but the scoobies seem to be doing fine. At least in surface. But the truth is, they can’t accept the fact that Buffy is dead and Willow convince them all that their friend is trapped in Hell and she can bring her back.
Buffy: “Is this… Hell? Is this Hell?”
Thanks to her friends, Buffy wakes up six feet under, trapped in a coffin. After clawing her way out, what she finds looks every bit like Hell. Maybe the Powers That Be were cruel enough to pull her out of eternal rest and throw her down to Hell. No, this is good ol’ Sunnyhell and the first thing Buffy has to do is fight for her life. Welcome home Buff.
Buffy: “I was warm, and I was loved--and I was finished. Complete. I don't understand about theology or dimensions, or--any of it, really--but I think I was in heaven. And now I'm not. I was torn out of there. Pulled out... by my friends.”
Buffy has to adapt to being alive again and she doesn’t seem to be doing it fast enough to Willow’s tastes. But they have a bigger problem than Willow’s sensitivity. The spell to bring back Buffy created an un-corporeal demon who needs to kill the object of the spell in order to exist in our reality: Buffy.
Buffy: “Easy. We burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire? Pretty.”
And the beauty that is life keeps on smiling up at Buffy. Not only has she been pulled out of heaven, but all this so she could live a life where all she does is fight for others, and to top everything up, she’s as broke as one can be and the stupid bank people won‘t give her a loan.. I think Anya is absolutely right on this one: Why can’t they pay her to save the world?
Buffy: “And the only person I can even stand to be around is a ... neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker.”
After three tentative at putting her life back on track and failing miserably thanks to outside interference from a trio of geeks, Buffy goes to Spike to try drowning her sorrows in alcohol. She asks him to help her find the invisible enemy who’s been having fun making her life difficult.
Buffy: “So much easier to talk to when he wanted to kill me.”
It's Halloween and once again, evil breaks the rules, Sunnydale vamps refuse to take the traditional break. And of course, our little Dawn gets herself into trouble. After the scoobies celebration of Xander and Anya's big announcement, Dawn lie to her sister about going to sleep over at her friend, and instead, decides to spend the night out in town. Of course, she encounter some vampire action as she makes out WITH a vamp (big sis influence here?). But luckily for her, Buffy, Spike and Giles get there on time to save the little airhead.
Buffy: “So. Dawn’s in trouble. It must be Tuesday.”
Wow, the MUSICAL. No words to describe that, but I'll try anyways. Since Buffy's return from the dead, the Scoobies are all hiding secrets from one another. But this all change with the arrival of a new demon in town. Sweet. This one is all about dancing, and singing, flowers and puppies. Ok. More like dancing and singing, fire and death.. All of a sudden, everybody in Sunnyhell is bursting into songs.. Including Spike! That would be kinda cute, if it didn't make them pour their heart out against their own will, and eventually burst into flames. So Giles admits he's leaving, Tara's mad at Willow for using too much magic, Spike tells Buffy how he feels, and Buffy let out the fact that she was in fact in Heaven and that her so-called friends ripped her out of there. Lots of confusion, lots of heart ache. They end up winning, but did they really win? Well, we did, since Buffy kissed Spike in the end and that‘s all we wanted!! (lucky her!)
Buffy: “A vampire with a soul..? How lame is that!?”
Deciding once again to play with everybody’s life, (God Willow was beyond annoying that season) Willow decides to ignore the promise she made to Tara the night before and play with magic again. Her excuse? She’s upset about Buffy’s declaration and wants to make her forget. Result? Collective amnesia for everybody. Geez Will, you really do know how to get people to like you. Unfortunately, when everything goes back to normal, things are not that funny anymore. Giles still leaves for England, Tara leaves Willow,and Buffy seeks comfort in Spike's arms... again.
BUFFY: "Hi. How've you been?"
Geez, I must have watched this episode a hundred times and still, all I can remember is: Buffy and Spike had sex. Is there something wrong with me? Doesn’t that scream “Pervert” to you? :-D
Spike: “The next time you come crawling, if you don't stop being such a bitch, maybe I will bite you.”
Babysitting Dawn, Willow thinks it’d be a neat idea to take the girl with her to see her new black magic pusher. Good common sense Will. Buffy is reduced to ask Spike for help even though seeing him is the last thing she wants all the denial… “It's never going to happen again, I'm disgusted with myself, blah, blah, blah, blah.” Yep, that's our Buffy alright.
Buffy: “Woooo, I’m the ghost of fashion victimes past. Studded caps? Not a good idea.”
Buffy is on a roller coaster with Spike and doesn’t seem to know what she wants. But when the nerds of Doom turn her invisible, her first reaction is to go to him for Crypt sexcapade 2002. She’s still not keen on living, but when she learns that the invisibility could dissolve her into nothing offering her an escape hatch from this life… she choose to live. (I’m sure the great sex helped her make that decision.)
SPIKE: "(sighs) Give a bloke a chance for his eyes to adjust. Damn fluorescent lights. Makes me look dead."
I’d normally say this episode is too bad for me to review, but I’ll be professional and give you the 411 anyway.
Because of her money problem, Buffy is forced to take a crappy job at a local fast food restaurant called Double meat palace. After her first day, she's already on to something. Everybody is acting weird at her new job, and people keep disappearing without explanation. After assuming that the special ingredient in the burgers is human flesh, she realizes a little late that she was wrong and that people disappear because of some demonic old lady who eats them. But Willow saves her, and Buffy keeps her job.
Spike: “You always hurt... the one you love.”
When one of Warren’s experiment end up with him killing his ex-girlfriend Cathrina, he decides to use the Slayer to cover up the murder. He uses Jonathan’s talent to make her believe that she’s the one who killed the girl. Spike tries to stop his slayer from throwing her life away by going to the police, but all he gets for his trouble is a very bruised face. Fortunately enough, once inside the police station, Buffy hears the name of the victim and puts two and two together… (Very good episode!!! Full of Buffy/Spike interaction... And the Bronze scene? STEAMY!)
SPIKE: "I had... a... muscle cramp. Buffy was, uh, helping."
It’s Buffy’s birthday. Enough said. After a seemingly eventless party, the guests find themselves trapped in the house with some kind of nasty demon. Yeah, Dawn wished that everybody would stay around her more. Could someone tell that brat never to make wishes to vengeance demons?… Please?
Buffy: "Tell me you love me..."
And yet another episode I refuse to review in season six.
Riley comes back, blah, blah, blah. He’s married, blah, blah, blah. Buffy breaks up with Spike (screw you Marti… I’m sure that was YOUR brilliant idea) And since I’m doing this, I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Marti Noxon for taking a promising season and turning it into the most depressing thing on TV and making BtVS fans suicidal all over the world. Good job. Really.
And please, who was the loser who had the brilliant idea to bring White Bread back in the first place?!
SPIKE:(quietly) "It's nice to watch you be happy. For them, even. I don't see it a lot. You... you glow."
Xander and Anya's wedding is not exactly going as it should. But luckily for them, they have super bridesmaid Buffy to keep it all together. Until old Xander comes to crash the party by showing his younger self what his future holds. Unfortunately, it is not a pretty sight and it frightens Xander into running away. It turns out that old Xander was not really old Xander but a demon seeking reveange on Anyanka. But it doesn't matter anymore: the damage was done, the wedding is off, and Anya's heart is broken for good.
SPIKE: "On the other hand, it might explain some things--this all being in that twisted brain of hers. Yeah. Thinks up some chip in my head. Make me soft, fall in love with her, then turn me into her soddin' sex slave-"
Very excellent episode. Dark and depressing too, but brilliant in a way. After being stung by a demon, Buffy keeps going back and forth between two very different realities. In one, she is the Slayer, and in the other one, she is a delusional girl in a mental institution in L.A. The doctor convinces her that she is sick but she can get better if she accept the reality that she's just a normal girl with no super powers and the only thing that keeps her in her fantasy world of Sunnydale, are her friends and her sister. She therefore decides to kill them all so she can be normal again. Will she go through with it?..
Spike: “I was good enough for Buffy…”
When they find cameras spying on Buffy’s house, the reaction isn’t the logical: “The nerds trio strikes again.” No. It’s: “Could it be Spike?” Of course, it came from Xander. But Buffy still has the nerves to actually go ask Spike about it, hurting him more than she ever did with her lack of trust. And to make sure to drive the nail home, she turns around before leaving and tells him to move on. Heartbroken, he goes to the magic shop to try to find some kind of spell to ease his pain. What he finds is an equally hurt Anya who offers him a drink. They drown their sorrows together and one thing leads to another… What they don’t know is that there’s a camera on them and Buffy and Xander are watching.
Everything is upside down, and everybody is upset. Except maybe Tara and Willow who got back together at last. Xander is devastated because Anya slept with Spike. He’s pissed at Buffy because he found out she went out with Spike in secret. Buffy’s upset after seeing Spike and Anya together. Spike is even more down than he was because of what happened. And Dawn is disappointed in Spike for doing what he did. But don’t worry, things will only get worst. ‘Is that possible?’, you ask. Sure it is! Count on Marti Noxon to really show you a depressing time. Cause you can add to all that, Spike loses his cool and try to rape Buffy, Warren shoots Buffy and wound her mortally, and he also gets Tara and kills her on the spot. How’s that for gloomy? Go Marti! Go Marti!
Holding her dead lover in her arms, Willow loses her mind. Out of control with rage, she goes straight to the magic shop and takes in all the most powerful magic she can through books. Before going after Warren, she goes to the hospital where Buffy is fighting for her life. Magically charged Willow removes the bullet from her friend’s chest. Then the witch goes on a hunt for Warren. But realizing her friends are not backing her up on her project to kill him, she ditch them. Buffy and Xander find her with Anya’s help. But it’s too late. Willow has already set what’s left of Warren on fire. One down… two to go.
Things go from bad to worst. Buffy and Xander go home to work on a plan of action, to find a very traumatized Dawn sitting in the dark with Tara’s body. Buffy decides to take Dawn to Spike’s crypt so he can look after her, but she finds out that Spike left town. She leaves Dawn with Clem, but you can tell she’s somewhat upset by the news. Next, find Willow before she finds Jonathan and Andrew and they get the same fate as Warren. Anya gets to the prison first by teleporting herself and they manage to save the two boys… for now. But nothing will stop the witch. Until she comes face to face with Ripper. Meanwhile, somewhere in Africa, Spike is starting a quest to find his old self.
Darth Willow: “Get off Super Bitch!”
Daddy's back home, and the kids haven't been good. Tara is dead, Willow is out of control, Buffy’s been sleeping with Spike, Xander called off his wedding… I’m sure Giles now realize that him leaving wasn’t such a great idea after all. He manages to control Willow with a binding spell for a while, but it doesn’t last. She escape it by doing some mind control on Anya, and now, she’s out for blood. Any blood. She’s willing to kill her friends if they get in her way. She kicks Anya’s ass, Buffy’s, and Giles. But thanks to Giles’ trick, and a little Xander lovin’ she stops and regain her sense, just short of ending the world. I think it’s safe to say that that’s grief in it’s absolute ultimate form. The scene cuts and takes us to Africa. Spike successfully passed all his trials and gets what he wanted… His old self back. His soul.
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