The Path of Unrelenting Vengeance

Orange abuse cannot be tolerated any longer. Below are Campaign Logs of PAOAs struggles against these atrocities. If you wish to submit any links, campaigns, articles, etc. Please e-mail them to vanilla_she_demon@hotmail.com If you have created a pro-orange web page and would like to have the link displayed here on the PAOA website, just contact us at the same address!

Current Campaigns:

We've gone international...if only in a small way

August 10, 2002  A cousin of the Kjersti/Erin clan has just returned from Italy. Daniel reports that he left a PAOA flyer in "a big fancy restaurant in Venice." Erin may be able to get an actual name out of him soon.
It's nice to know we're trying to stop orange abuse in Italy (where many orange varieties originated), isn't it?

Operation Convergys

July 15, 2002  Veronica, our new associate, has joined the fight for orange rights. She has gone undercover posing as a new employee at Convergys -- the place you call when you have questions about your satellite tv. So far she has posted one of our flyers in the break room where other employees immediately flocked to it. Yea Veronica!
Now, if we could just get everyone some background and hold music with subliminal orange saving messages for customers to listen to....

Operation Photograph

July 8, 2002  Becca and Pepper are currently cooking up a mini-campaign. Sometime in the next week they are going to go to Target and photograph what's left of their orange merchandise. Some of its pretty sadistic, so we should get some good articles and evidence for the Orthology out of this operation.

The Flyer Campaign

July 9, 2002 The Kjersti Clan is back in town. Chicago is now orange with flyers and they even passed some on to go to California. Good job Erin and Kjersti! The website is getting some new sections thanks to Erin's hard work. Jack is also spreading the word, we got at least two hits from his PR work. 

June 28, 2002 Kjersti and Erin have started off the Flyer Campaign officially, they headed off to Chicago today to merrily shout in the ears of said city's citizens the cry of the orange's suffering! Best of luck to them. I (and hopefully, cross your fingers, Jack) will be heading to New York state soon to continue spreading the word.

June 27, 2002 The campaign is unveiled and had a beautiful kick off. Erin, Kjersti and I met at the Waffle House that is our headquarters and they delivered the precious cargo of 200 flyers that will be in my care. They have about 1,800 more so soon the Eastern United States will be covered in flyers advertising the plight of the Oranges and this website. Citizens of Chicago, Columbus, Batavia, and various points in between: prepare for a crusade coming to your town!

June 25, 2002 After a brief online discussion, Erin, Kjersti and I have decided to meet at a Waffle House of classified location to plot our new tactical plan in the war against Orange Abusers. All I can say at this vital stage is this: It involves orange paper and the East Coast. It's big. It's secret. Don't get in our way. Well, don't get in the way of the Kjersti clan. They're cooking this one up. I'm just doing html work right now...but I'm plotting. I will think of something...soon...beware...