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oh won't you please take me home
i don't like raw fish or cold ham.

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... and Savage said: "I don't like raw fish or cold ham." And Kat said: "It is good." And Lisa said: "Let there be HTML", and lo, there was HTML! and it was good.

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welcome, child. warm yourself by the fire.

the Path to True Enlightenment begins here. You will learn the most sacred truths of this life and the next; you shall learn the evils of cold ham, the evils of raw fish, the evil of The Green Ones, the evil of Pringles, the evil of most everything, as a matter of fact. You will witness the ignorance, then the hypocrisy of the Enlightened Ones. You will realize the path to True Enlightenment leads through temptation and evil and comes out the other side where everything is happy and little children can frolic naked, tossing aside their diapers. Do not turn away. Do not deny fate.

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eek!


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