BASICS [name] Danyka
[nicknames] D, Dannie, D Ho (like j lo but better)
[home] chilliwack
[age] 20
[birthday] june 29 1982
[grade] none
[class of] 2000
[sign] cancer
[eye color] green
[hair] pink right now but naturally its brown
[bf/gf] nope
[parents] jan and steven
[school] yale secondary
[school colours]yellow and red i think
[mascot] lion
[clothing style] i prefer to dress drably and wear small peices on really bright accent color like all grey with orange or black and pink. i like ot look like a cartoon character :)
[pets]one rat (penelope) two dogs ( buddy and brooke both corgis) and my roomate has two rats (mistress and alice)

*favorites*
[label] metropolis and various others
[band] vnv nation, the locust, iron maiden, the misifts, msi
[singer] maynard
[movie] office space
[tv show] queer as folk (yeah im a fag hag and fuck you)
[music genre] industrial, spaz core, math rock, power violence
[tv network] i dont care
[color crayon] pink!
[kind of pens] the big fat smelly black ones
[vegetables] tomatoes
[flowers] thistles
[drinks (non-alki)] water
[drinks (alki)] beer, coke, coffee
[juice flavor] grape
[toothpaste] the pink bubble gum stuff i had when i was a kid
[cereal] alpha bits
[candies] sour anything
[pie flavor] pecan
[ice cream flavor] chocolate
[jolly rancher flavor] watermelon
[skittle flavor] bananna
[color m & m] brown
[poptart flavor] smore
[kind of cookie] ginger snaps
[pizza topping] taco!
[salad dressing] russian
[hangout] my house, the coffee shop, work, bills house
[saying] "arr matey"
[quote] "fuck off, i dont care"
[teacher] andrew
[day] friday
[month] october
[season] fall.
[number] 7
[holidays] Halloween.
[shoes] anything clunky and black or pink
[polish] pink black or red
[makeup] my liquid eyeliner and all of my lipstick
[perfume] anything shisedo or patchouli (i stink like a hippie)
[guys cologne] i like soap smell better
[bath and body works smell] patchouli or gardenia, grapefruit is good
[shampoo]loreal for kids strawberry smoothie
[conditioner] i dont use it my hair is so short its pointless
[store (in the mall)] i hate the mall
[store (not in the mall)] food for thought
[fast food place] burger king
[restuarants] senior renas, milestones
[body part] tummies and necks and ugh i cant think about it anymore.... :P
[cars] rhonda
[star wars character] boba fett
[garfield character] i loathe garfield
[rugrats character] ick
[daria character] ummm i dont know daria i guess
[simpsons character] ralph
[south park character] ike
[teletubby] i hate them
[fair ride] anything that spins alot
[radio station] ick the world one is good
[font] courier cause its boring
[color of floppy disk] ummm i duno grey
[kitchen appliance] blender.
[color of carpet] grey
[color of lava lamp] i hate them
[excuse line] i forgot.
[person to talk to online] dick, neuf, stu, jason
[person to talk to on the phone] mom
[memories] of people ive lost
[thing to do on the weekend] drink
[thing to do in the daytime] read or sleep, do laundry
[thing to do at night] drink, fuck, sleep, shower, write
[thing to do in the summer] go skinny dipping at night
[thing to do in the fall] haloween
[thing to do in the winter] play in the wind
[thing to do in the spring] watch things grow and stuff

*unfavorites*
[bands] creed, anything mass produced
[subject] english
[food]pizza
[color] brown

*this or that*
[boxers or briefs?] boxers.
[plaid or striped?] striped.
[scream or scream2 or scream3?] 1.
[urban legend or the faculty?] the faculty.
[star trek or star wars?] star trek
[alt or rap?] alt.
[ska or punk?] ska
[classical or country?] classical.
[salt or pepper?] salt
[coke or Pepsi?] coke (diet)
[dr. pepper or mr. pibb?] eww
[sprite, slice, or 7-up?] 7-up
[skim, 1%, 2%, or whole milk?] whole but i makes me sick
[rare, medium, or welldone?] medium
[skittles-original, tropical, or wildberry?] tropical
[m & m's-regular, peanut, peanut-butter, or almond?] pb
[hershey's-hugs or kisses] hugs
[jolly ranchers or jolly rancher bubble gum?] jolly ranchers
[tootsie roll pops or blow pops?] tootsie roll
[chocolate or vanilla?] chocolate
[v-8 or hi-C?] v-8
[ken or barbie?] barbie
[bleh or blah?] blah.
[okay, ok, or o.k.?] ok
[mono or stereo?] stereo
[tp or kleenex?] tp it works just as good
[sex, drugs, or rocknroll?] sex.
[shake or stir?] shake
[gray or grey?] grey
[pens, crayons, pastels, or colored pencils?] crayons
[bright colors or dark colors?] bright!
[fruit at the bottom or pre-stirred?] fruit at bottom
[snap, crackle, or pop?] snap
[half-empty or half-full?] half empty
[beavis and butthead, king of the hill, or daria?] daria
[adidas, nike, fila, or reebok?] adidas
[spearmint, winterfresh, or peppermint?] spearmint
[big red, juicy fruit, or doublemint?] juicy fruit
[big red or cinnaburst?] big red
[cinnaburst, mintaburst, or Fruitaburst?] shut up
[tic-tacs or certs?] certs
[sunshine or rain?] rain
[rain or snow?] rain
[sun or moon?] moon.
[silver or gold?] silver
[silk, cotton, or flannel sheets?] flannel
[frogs or toads?] toads
[skaters or jocks?] why do you feel the need to classify people?
[preps or freaks?] see above
[cds or cassettes?] cd's.
[wild or mild?] wild.
[rupaul or dennis rodman?] rupaul.
[bsb or nsync?] fuck you
[keyboards-the normal kind or the separated kind?] separated
[tp-top or bottom?] say what?
[popcorn-with or w/out butter?] with
[salsa-mild, medium, or hot?] hot
[ketchup, mayo, mustard, or relish?] relish
[shampoo+conditioner in one or separate?] separate.

*what do you think of*

[leonardo Dicaprio] ugly
[hanson]stupid
[calvin klein] racist bastard
[swing music] fun
[pamela anderson lee] trashy
[winnie the Pooh] ugh.
[anime stuff] is good
[wal-mart] evil
[the whole clinton-lewinsky thing] hilarious.
[supermodels] fake
[clowns] despise
[pre-marital sex] wonderful
[media violence] love it
[mp3s]good
[year-round school]i like school
[the whole gov't system]ok

*if you were _______, what would you be?*

[a flower] thistle
[an animal] bird
[a fruit] melon
[a spice] girl
[a color] pink
[a bug] beetle

*short answer*

[are you left handed or right handed?] right.
[are you smart?] smarter than you
[whats your middle name?]theresa
[how many personalities do you have?] ummm one
[how many piercings do you have?] three
[tattoos?] none.
[do you like v-8?] with salt and pepper
[what was your first word?] no
[are you superstitious?] no
[do you believe in that stuff?] no
[can you do a cartwheel?] yes
[do you have bangs?] no
[do you have contact lenses?] no.
[do you have a retainer or braces?] no
[can you drive?]yes, now its a matter of if i can drive legally
[what do you drive?] chevy corsica
[do you snore?] no.
[do you drool in your sleep?] yes
[do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?] lick.
[do you keep a journal?] yes
[what languages do you know?] english and japanese
[whats the best awards show?] their all lame
[do you like onions?] yes
[do you like cotton candy?] yes
[do you like piqa coloadas?] yes
[what instruments can you play?] guitar and your mom
[what words do you overuse?] fuck cunt jesus bitch word woot me i myself sex bastard
[what do you sleep in?] nothing
[whats your bedtime?] i dont sleep much
[how many pillows do you have?] four
[do you like to dance?] yes
[do you like to sing?] yes
[are you any good at it?] no to both
[how many cds do you have?]like twenty
[do you like to talk on the phone?] no i do it for a living.
[how many times have you moved houses?] nine.
[what do you think of chain letters?] annoying
[do you like where you live?] its ok
[is your room messy?]always
[how many people go to your school?] i dotn go to school
[do you like your writing?] sometimes.
[do you like to fingerpaint?] yes.
[what do you smell like?] patchoulir.
[are you organized?] no.
[what do you put on hotdogs and hamburgers?] stuff.
[do you sleep with a stuffed animal?] yes.
[do you sleep with socks on?] no.
[are you ticklish?] sometimes
[are you shy?]no.
[do you talk to yourself?] frequently
[got any lucky charms?] no.
[is your house 1, 2, or 3 stories?] 2.
[do you have a basement or an attic?] no
[what flavor fluoride do you get at the dentist?] ew.
[did you go to preschool?] no.
[are you a morning person?] no.
[whats your favorite outfit?] i hate my clothes.
[do you have a friend that you wish wasnt?] no, i love my friends they keep me sane.
[who has the sexiest voice in the world?] him.
[who has the most annoying voice in the world?] me
[whats your iq?]bigger than yours bitch.
[whats your purity test score?] dont rememberv [do you believe in reincarnation?] no, i believe in nothing
[do you believe in God?] no.
[do you believe in aliens?] no, but im still afrqaid of them.
[do you believe in ghosts?] no.
[do you believe in bigfoot?]no.
[do you believe in the loch ness monster?] no.
[whats your favorite feature (on yourself)?] eyes ass
[what do you do when you're nervous?]chew my nails
[whos your role model?] mom.
[what celebrities do you look like?] none
[what celebrities do you act like?] none
[do you like classical music?] yes
[how old do you wish you were?] ummm
[what will you name your daughter?] no kids
[son?] see above
[have you ever gone skinny dipping?] yes.
[have you ever thought you were gonna die?] yes.
[wheres the farthest place you ever traveled?] saskatchewan
[where do you wanna go?]leningrad
[list all your classes] im not in school
[what religion are you?]nihilistic
[whats the best advice youve ever been given?] fuck off
[whats your motto?]

*hard questions*
[three words to describe yourself] bitchy, loud, fucked
[would you rather be tall or short?] short
[would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?] burn
[are the best things in life free?] how cliche
[can money buy happiness?]sure
[overly happy but poor or unhappy and overly rich?] happy and poor.
[do you think guys or girls have it easier?] equal
[would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000?] the poor crickets.
[if you could change your name, what would it be?] ...I like my name.
[if you had a band what would you name it?] .
[what do you wanna be when you grow up?] a writer.
[gonna go to college?] yes.
[where do you want to live?] i dont care as long as its not here.
[who do you love?] my mom, luke, my friend, my sister.
[who do you hate?] too many to list
[if you had to dye your hair right now, what color would you make it?] pink, which it is
[if you had to get a body piercing right now where would it be?] christina
[if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would it be?] hammer and sickle
[if you were gonna be stuck on a deserted tropical island forever with one other person who would you want it to be?] him

*Favorites Again*

ACTRESS: chloe sevigny
ACTOR: dunno
PLACE TO BE: in bed
PLACE NOT TO BE: work
CD/ALBUM: duno
BOOK: a brief history of time
MAGAZINE:time
WEBSITE: www.seizurebots.com

*LOVE STUFF*

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND?: too many.
DO YOU HAVE ONE NOW? no.
IF SO, WHAT'S HIS OR HER NAME?: n/a
EVER BEEN KISSED? : yes.
EVER KISSED SOMEONE?: yes.
HAD SEX?: yes.
NAME ANYONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: rob.
GOT ANY BIG SECRETS HIDING FROM YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?: n/a

*CONTROVERSIAL STUFF*
YOUR FAVORITE...

DRUG/ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE: none
EXPLOSIVE SUBSTANCE/COMPOUND: ?
WEAPON: knife.
MILITARY VEHICLE: hummer.
HAVE YOU EVER...
LISTENED TO KMFDM: yes.
KILLED SOMEONE: no.
HAD SEX: didn't we already ask this? yes.
SHOT A GUN: no.
BOUGHT A GUN: no.
BOUGHT AMMO FOR A GUN: no.
USED THE AMMO AND/OR GUN IN AN ILLEGAL MANNER: no.
USE IT TO BLOW STUFF UP: no.
PLANTED BOMBS IN SOMEONE'S YARD/MAILBOX ETC.: yes.
KICKED SOMEONE'S ASS: yes.
HURT SOMEONE REAL BAD WHILE NOT ACTUALLY KICKING THEIR ASS: no.
EATEN BROCCOLI: yes.
*MISCELLANEOUS STUFF*
HOW MANY PHONES ARE IN YOUR HOUSE: 1.
HOW MANY COMPUTERS IN YOUR HOUSE: 1.
DO YOU HATE THAT PURPLE TELETUBBY TOO?: god yes
EVER HEARD THE BAND "MEXICAN SEAFOOD"?: no
WANNA SHARE SOME SECRETS? GO FOR IT: no then they wouldnt be secret
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
AFTERLIFE: no.
FATE/DESTINY:no.
GOD: no.
SATAN/THE DEVIL: no
ASTRAL PROJECTION:no
THE NON-PHYSICAL PLANES: no
HELL: no.
HEAVEN: no.
PURGATORY: no.
ANGELS: no.
SPIRITS (NO, NOT THE DRINKS):no.
SPIRITS (THE DRINKS): no
GOBLINS:no.
GNOMES: no.
YOURSELF: what are you some sort of motivational speaker?
THIS WORLD WE CALL A 'REALITY':no.
THE MATRIX: no.

*Other Crap*
If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name
Would you name a child of yours after you? no.
If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? I like my name.
What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? dan ee kuh.
If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? no.

DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS

Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no.
Do you think science counteracts religion? yes.
Do you believe in organized religion? no.
Where do you think we go when we die? i dont know
Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? no.
How easy is it to make you laugh? very easy.
What person you know makes you laugh the most? bill
Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? yes.
Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? yes
What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? bdong

MUSIC

Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? yes.
What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? too many
What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? lots
What song(s) are constantly in your head? turning japanese- kinks
What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? freakish- saves the day
If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?none id just tell the
If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) : id laugh regardless
MOVIES

What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? kung pow
Do you agree with the idea that sequels are worse than the originals? no
What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? fetish porn
What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? teen movies.

THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? definitely.
What do you love most about the other gender? everything.
What do you dislike most about the other gender? inability to discuss relationships.
What do you understand least about the other gender? inability to discuss relationships.

CELEBRITIES

Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just for a celebrity? i dotn watch tv.
If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? selma blair
If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in ?Being John Malkovich, whose would you enter? i dont care about celebrities
Do you want to be John Malkovich? no

NUMBERS

Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? nope.
Do you actually know your Social Security Number? yes.
Do you actually know your IP address? no.
Do you know what an IP address is? yes.
Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? nope.
Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? yes.

LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT

Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? no.
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? bothered yet flattered.
Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in ?blind??blind
Would you date someone with the same first name as a family member? sure.
Have you ever wished it was more ?socially acceptable? for girls to ask guys out? no.
What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? sex is good regardless
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yes.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? i don't know...
Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? no

POSSESSIONS

What is your favorite possession? my bed.
What physical, tangible possession do you want most? a person.
Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? yep.
How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section?just now.

MEMORIES

How good is your short-term memory? not good at all.
How good is your long-term memory? very good.
What is your earliest memory? i dont know.
What is your happiest memory? being with luke for two years.
What is your strangest memory? none.
What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize?none
What movie makes/made you cry? lots
What book makes/made you cry? memoirs of a geisha
What song makes/made you cry? anything written by frank
What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? oh my god when my mom called some kid in the store looking at porn a "frigging little boner"

THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS

Would you like to be cloned? no
Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? sure


Physical
Three traits you're happy to possess:
1. amazing hair
2. small nose
3. my heart shaped hiney

Three traits you're not so happy to possess:
1. my enormous rack
2. my slight amount of chub
3. i have a beer belly

Three traits you wish you possessed:
1. small boobies
2. red hair
3. nice skin

Mental

Three traits you're happy to possess:
1. my sharp wit
2. my vocabulary
3. my sense of humor

Three traits you're not so happy to possess:
1. my bitchiness
2. my unstable mental health
3. my sudden urges to yell at people

Three traits you wish you possessed:
1. a nicer disposition
2. the ability to do complicated math (math is sexy)
3. impulse control

Relationships

Three ideal mental characteristics of a partner:
1. impulse control
2. common sense
3. the must make me laugh
Three ideal physical characteristics of a partner:
1. nice teeth
2. nice eyes
3. tall and lanky is good

Three things your partner should know and understand about you:
1. i smoke alot and dont try to stop me (everyones allowed a vice)
2. if you dont give me sex when i want it i pout
3. i hate being tied down

Accomplishments

Three things you've done and are proud of:
1. graduated
2. found a steady job
3. stopped using drugs

Three things you've done and regret:
1. i've never done anything i regret
2.
3.

Three things you plan on doing:
1. going to russia next year
2. getting my back peice done
3. reading more than i do

People

Three people who have influenced you most (and how?):
1. my mom. shes the stongest woman i know.
2. my father. he taught me how to not be like him.
3. karen shultz- high school english teacher

Three fictional characters you best relate to:
1. sayuri- memors of a geisha
2.
3.

Three people you'd like to meet:
1. Stephen Hawking
2. lenin
3. dubya

Words

Three song lyrics you best relate to:
1. hunter- bjork
2. eulogy - tool
3.
Three good pieces of advice:
1. be nice to your mom
2. dont listen to anyting your teachers tell you
3. dont bite your nails it looks undignified

Three writings everyone should read:
1. lord of the rings
2. memoirs of a geisha
3.

Ideals

Three things you'd like to see more of:
1. patience
2. originality
3. common sense

Three things you'd like to see less of:
1. stupidity
2. blonde hair
3. fisting dildos.

Three organizations you do or would support:
1. your mom
2. sbnn
3. peta