And the winners are ...
Rosa Posa
Last month's flavour of the month, or was it last year's flavour of the month,
or is it just that time of the month ... again,
and by the way it's flavor not flavour.
Bite me
Marci
The tiara please.
It's unfair to limit her to one award. She shines in so many categories.
The Midgets
The twenty two year old
Free beer
The people in her head
The 80's
her speeling
And many others too numerous to mention
Dvl
Captain Berkana of the Starship Severin leading her young, all male, crew on new and exciting adventures as they travel the galaxy in search of
Bored Housewife
All about sex, drugs, and rock and roll, if you substitute Utah for sex, low carb for drugs,
and twins A and B for rock and roll
Dorthy
Nothing says potential stalker like "an hour and a half away on I-75"
Pissed Kitty
She has her P's down.
Pissed, pisser, penis, period.
So alliteritive, and it rolls off the tongue nicely. You might want to throw in pervy too, and would the feminine of pervy be pervie.
No too sure about her Q's though, and I don't think it would be a good idea to venture forth into that area, at least not at this time
Zann
Consider the facts. She likes heavy metal music, and muscle cars, and video games, and MST3K. Or should I say HE, that's right she's a he, it's obvious, isn't it? Either that or she was a guy in a former life, I'm thinking maybe Genghis Kahn, or she want's to be a guy, or she want's to be with a guy named Guy. My head is starting to hurt.
Yeah, she's a guy.
Ok, so maybe she's not, but you must admit I raise some very valid points
Jonnie
I'm not Amish, I'm not Amish, I'm not Amish. Yeah, and Tom Cruise isn't Amish either. Methinks he doth protest too much. He's Seigfried to YaYa's Roy, not that there's anything wrong with it
Jonnie are you ...
Belle
Martin Sheen ... the man ... the monkey ... the president ...
A Life Time Achievement Award
I'd propose a toast, but she might think I said toaster, and I don't even want to get her started on that.
She may not have killed River Phoenix, but she knows more than she's letting on, and it's funny how this whole Wil Wheaton is my baby's daddy/death of River Phoenix/Stand by Me scenario comes into play isn't it, and actually I think she has Wil Wheaton confused with Corey Feldman
Nada
Is it me, or is it my mustache. Not that I mind being a sex toy, and not that I mind being her sex toy, not that I mind being anyones sex toy ...
Where was I?
I lost my train of thought
Joe
Grandpa always said that you can lead a Bozzie to water, but you can't make him drink it, but Grandpa would, if the water were bourbon
Legomen
Legoman, Legoman,
Does whatever a lego can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out! Here comes the Legoman.
Is he strong? Listen bud,
He’s got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there There goes the Legoman.
Etcetera, etcetera, ad inifinitum
Ok, so it's Spiderman and not Legoman, and it's Legomen and not Legoman. Let's see you try to come up with over thirty awards
Kat
"Hey Meester, want to buy my seester."
Nothing says Waikiki like butt ugly hookers, and fifty dollar a pack cigarettes, and I'm pretty sure she was behind this whole Janet Jackson/Super Bowl fiasco, at least she hasn't denied it, and that's all the proof I need
Mike
Missing Link between Geek and Nerd, sort of the Cro-Magnon Man of the X-box generation. Ok, so it's not the greatest or most imaginative award, but you've already got a Zannie, so quit your bitchin'
Cheeks
He likes Bush almost as much as he likes Blair, but he's mellowing, did you hear he got married, yeah married, to a woman too, and in typical British overstatement, and how is that for a contradiction in terms, he's getting married three times, yeah, but not three times like a Mormon three times, three times as in one wife, three ceremonies. He's such a romantic, and I hope he wears his Tawas Area T-shirt to one of the ceremonies
Goose
Dave
Made a big mistake when he deleted me from his BLOG GODS, but I'm a benevolent god, oh, it's not to say I won't have my revenge, but it will be nothing drastic like visiting a plague of locust on him, it will be more along the lines of an itch that he can't reach without taking his underpants off and wearing them on his head type of thing
Cacoa
Bozzie likes me better, cause I'm his daughter, sort of, get lost rosa, I was here first
Stacey
It's Purefoy who brings her joy, not diamonds, gold, or stainless steel, James Purefoy is her ideal. Her subbie heart belongs to James, as she plays her little subbie games. It's Purefoy, oh boy, oh boy
Kevynn Malone
The bastard son of Charles Bukowski and Tom Waits, or is that Honey Harlow and Stan Lee, or Charles DeGaulle and Madame Nhu, wait, I'm pretty sure it's Jane Goodall and Sisyphus. That's the thing about this guy, and I use the term guy in a strictly generic sense, you just never know, you just never know
Hard Artist
On a cool Orange County night, as he mutters "cheesy faux porn, cheesy faux porn, cheesy faux porn ..." under his breath, a solitary figure barricades himself on a freeway overpass at the El Toro Y, his only companions an M-16, and an army surplus footlocker filled with ammo and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. And with a shout of ...
"This One's For the Ladies"
The killing rampage begins.
Cartoon Pig
He's Malone's friend, so let's just let Malone come up with an award for him, and I don't think he's really a pig anyway
Melissa
Changes her webpage more often than I change my socks, and I do that at least three times a month
Paul
I wish I could be Boz, because he's so cool, smart and funny, but I'm not, I'm just plain old me, but at least I like me, and that should count for something, and why do I keep rambling on, and maybe if I didn't ramble on people would pay more attention to me, but I don't care because I have to be me, and if I have to be me at least I'm going to be the me I want to be
Bunty
Look who just showed up, it must be award time again
Zoot
She spends so much time with pre-schoolers the last time she went to a club she ordered a Scotch and wa-wa
Ba dah Boom
(((rimshot)))
It's what's her name
Rachel
Hahahahahaha
She's a liberal
Hahahahahahahahaha
Ok, I'm not laughing at her because she's a liberal
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm laughing at her because Hubert Humphrey may have been the last liberal to admit that he was a liberal
Hahahahahaha
Romy
Whenever she enters the room the IQ level goes up 20 points, of course considering it's my room it's not all that impressive because whenever Forrest gump enters the room it goes up 25 points
Nedra Zeall
She scares me, but in a nice kinky sort of if Ru Paul were really a woman kind of way
Evel
She's Canadian, and so is Celine Dion, but they aren't the same person, I mean because there must be a couple thousand people who live in Canada, like Red Green, and his nephew Harold, and she's not either of them, but now that I think of it, I've never seen her and Celine Dion together at the same time, but her being Celine would be EVIL with an I, and that's where this award ends, and reality begins
Jer
Oh, so Mr. Bigshot got himself a new domain and everything. I wonder if a simple little Bozzie will be good enough for him now.
Bigshots, ha, who needs them
ChezPink
The Airport Incident, Never Talk to Strangers: The ChezPink Story.
A Lifetime movie of the week staring Melissa Joan Hart.
A young woman (Ms Hart) suffers the consequnces of drinking and flying. Featuring Gerald McRainey (TV's Major Dad) as Mr. NoNo.
Hot Damn Doyle
He's the poor man's Tom Berenger, or is it the rich man's Treat Williams, or is he Pennsylvania's answer to the Flaming Lips
Muscle68
I think if I ever decide to relinquish my position as internet icon he could very well be my replacement. I mean we've both have the hotness thing going, and yeah, we both post a lot of pics of ourself, and then there's the audio posts and the seeming love of the sound of our own voice, but who said narcissism was a bad thing, it certainly wasn't me ... or him.
The ladies, oh yeah, the ladies, the ladies love us too. So all he needs to do is work on his
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The Little
A true child prodigy, who by age four, was able quote long passages from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, both to the delight and chagrin of her mother
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