He's Bent
(What Rob sings is in red and what he's really thinking is in white)
Bent
Can you help me I'm bent
I'm so scared that I'll never
Get put back together
Keep breaking me in
And this is how we will end
With you and me bent
(you and me both, we're not straight)
If I couldn't sleep could you sleep
Could you paint me better off
Could you sympathize with my needs
I know you think I need a lot
(Kyle, I need you and you're a lot of man)
I started out clean but I'm jaded
Just falling it in
Just breaking the skin
(I used to be straight but now I just like having hot gay sex)
Chorus
Start bending me
It's never enough
Till I feel all your pieces
Start bending me
Keep bending me until I'm completely broken in
(help me be gay Kyle)
Shouldn't be so complicated
Just touch me and then
Just touch me again
(touch me, touch me with your big guitar)
Chorus
Without understanding
Hell, I'll go there again
(I don't care if the fans don't understand)
Can you help me I'm bent
I'm so scared that I'll never
Get put back together
Yeah, you're breaking me in
And this is how we will end
With you and me bent
(you and me, we ain't nothing but mammals so lets make gay love like the discovery channel)