They Made Their Own Songs
There used to be a mad lib kinda section called Make Your Own Song under humor where people got to write their own versions of If You're Gone. It was closed down due to lack of time on my part. (email me if you know the java script for mad libs) Here are some of the more interesting songs that people made.
If You're Smelly
By Mo
I think I've already fell you
I think you're already smelly
I think I'm finally depressed now
You think I'm funkcy - But I think you're funky
I think you're already eating
Feels like your ear is on the guitar
I thought this this old folks home was an empire
But now I'm nuts - I can't be sure
I think you're so crazy - I think we should dance
I think I could need - this in my life
I think I'm just depressed - I think too much
I know this is wrong it's a problem I'm dealing
If you're smelly - maybe it's time to go the dentist
There's an awful lot of breathing room
But I can hardly play
If you're smelly - baby you need to come the dentist
Cuz there's a little bit of something me
In everything in you
If You're A Womanizer
by ?
I think I've already violated you
I think you're already a womanizer
I think I'm finally regretful now
You think I'm worred - But I think you're easy
I think you're already pressuring
Feels like your star is on the floor
I thought Tiff's house was an empire
But now I'm awful - I can't be sure
I think you're a horny toad - I think we should fight
I think I could need - this in my life
I think I'm just regretful - I think too much
I know this is wrong it's a problem I'm dealing
If you're a womanizer - maybe it's time to go to Tiff's New Years party
There's an awful lot of breathing room
But I can hardly be in a phat house in LA
If you're a womanizer - baby you need to come to Tiff's New Years party
Cuz there's a little bit of something me
In everything in you
If You're Horny
by littlemissmatchbox20
I think I've already played you
I think you're already horny
I think I'm finally aroused now
You think I'm exotic- But I think you're erotic
I think you're already fucking
Feels like your penis is on the car
I thought this house was an empire
But now I'm aroused - I can't be sure
I think you're so fiesty - I think we should play
I think I could need - this in my life
I think I'm just aroused - I think too much
I know this is wrong it's a problem I'm dealing
If you're horny - maybe it's time to go the bar
There's an awful lot of breathing room
But I can hardly bounce
If you're horny - baby you need to come to the bar
Cuz there's a little bit of something me
In everything in you
If You're Dumb
by Nikki
I think I've already flew you
I think you're already dumb
I think I'm finally happy now
You think I'm wonderful - But I think you're not as good
I think you're already kissing
Feels like your mouth is on the toliet
I thought this hotel suite was an empire
But now I'm lonely - I can't be sure
I think you're so ulgy - I think we should kick
I think I could need - this in my life
I think I'm just happy - I think too much
I know this is wrong it's a problem I'm dealing
If you're dumb - maybe it's time to go to the restaurant
There's an awful lot of breathing room
But I can hardly stab
If you're dumb - baby you need to come to the restaurant
Cuz there's a little bit of something me
In everything in you
If You're Ugly
by krysta
I think I've already puked on you
I think you're already ugly
I think I'm finally hateful now
You think I'm wonderful - But I think you have shit for brains
I think you're already pissing
Feels like your nose is on the lamp
I thought this whorehouse was an empire
But now I'm nauseated - I can't be sure
I think you're so moronic - I think we should beat
I think I could need - this in my life
I think I'm just hateful - I think too much
I know this is wrong it's a problem I'm dealing
If you're ugly - maybe it's time to go to hell
There's an awful lot of breathing room
But I can hardly eat
If you're ugly - baby you need to come to hell
Cuz there's a little bit of something me
In everything in you
If You're itty bitty
by autumn diaz
I think I've already scrambled you
I think you're itty bitty
I think I'm finally distructive now
You think I'm funny - But I think you're sparkletoes
I think you're already crying
Feels like your titty is on the hose
I thought this tent was an empire
But now I'm stoned - I can't be sure
I think you're so big chested - I think we should skoot
I think I could need - this in my life
I think I'm just distructive - I think too much
I know this is wrong it's a problem I'm dealing
If you're itty bitty - maybe it's time to go the condom store
There's an awful lot of breathing room
But I can hardly restroom
If you're itty bitty - baby you need to come the condom store
Cuz there's a little bit of something me
In everything in you
I bet you're hard to get over
I bet the fart just won't shine
I bet my buttcheeks I can stay here
I bet you need - more than you mind
If You're Hot
by Princess Lin
I think I've already threw you
I think you're already hot
I think I'm finally horny now
You think I'm beautiful - But I think you're fat
I think you're already screwing
Feels like your penis is on the chair
I thought this trailor house was an empire
But now I'm tired - I can't be sure
I think you're so mean - I think we should fuck
I think I could need - this in my life
I think I'm just horny - I think too much
I know this is wrong it's a problem I'm dealing
If you're hot - maybe it's time to go the strip joint
There's an awful lot of breathing room
But I can hardly sleep
If you're hot - baby you need to come the strip joint
Cuz there's a little bit of something me
In everything in you
If You're Faggy
by Queen Lyn
I think I've already belched you
I think you're already faggy
I think I'm finally angry now
You think I'm beee-yew-tiful - But I think you're seductive
I think you're already screeching
Feels like your big toe is on the terlet
I thought this box in the alley was an empire
But now I'm spent - I can't be sure
I think you're so wanky - I think we should trip
I think I could need - this in my life
I think I'm just angry - I think too much
I know this is wrong it's a problem I'm dealing
If you're faggy - maybe it's time to go the bathroom
There's an awful lot of breathing room
But I can hardly piss
If you're faggy - baby you need to come the bathroom
Cuz there's a little bit of something me
In everything in you
I bet you're easy to get over
I bet the cheese just won't shine
I bet my buttcheek I can stay here
I bet you need - more than you mind
