Sam likes to listen to the Rolling Stones and masterbate, alot. While bryan has been known to masterbate around 7 or 8 times in one day evey once and a while and Moses has been known to even jerk it 10 times in one day, Sam masterbates about 6 times a day on a regular basis. He claimes its good to prevent prostate cancer. When Sam is not masterbating or listening to the Stones, he is killing cats and squirls.
