Severus Snape
Isn't flashy.
Isn't handsome.

Severus Snape Doesn't Like You.

Severus Snape
Has a big nose.
Has greasy hair.
And a hell of a lot of problems.

He's bitter.
He's intelligent.
He takes no sass nor pomp from anyone.

Severus Snape has done a very bad thing.
All in the name of  false regality