Ms. McCaffrey's Rules

No personae can be a descendent of any of Ms. McCaffrey's characters.
No sound/look alikes to any of the copyrighted names in Ms. McCaffrey's books.
There will no metion ata ll of Benden Weyr/Hold, Ruatha Hold, or the Harper Hall at Fort Hold. Except Benden wine, of course.
There are only 5 colors of dragons. Ruth is the only sport dragon ever! And will remain so! There are no polka-dotted dragons!
All dragon names end in 'th'. No human/flit names end in 'th' unless there is a silent e at the end. Example: ---the
There are rules to the orientation of people who want to impress a dragon:
- Gold: Heterosexual females only.
- Bronze: Heterosexual males only.
- Brown: Heterosexual males only.
- Blue: Hetero/bisexual males or homo/bisexual females.
- Green: Hetero/bisexual females, homosexual males.
Yup, that's right. Male greenriders are GAY! But keep in mind, you are not your character!
No religion, magic, psychic powers, mythical creatures, or aliens. Sadly, psychic Klingons will not be invading Pern with the help of magiacal flying unicorns.