INTRODUCTION

Hey now "dudes" this is your all inclusive "far out" commie mumbo jumbo hippie hangout. We are a non-registered disorganization and we want to hear from all of you (although we don't actually listen to anyone but ourselves). Our mandate is to share our bizarre ways with the world and legalize all things illegal for world peace. Bring your bongs, strung out girl/boy friends, recycled woodstock clothing, favorite commie, vegetarian, pinko recipees and any thing else "far out" and we will post it, eat it, wear it or question it's authority. YES THAT'S RIGHT we are CONFUSED NEW AGE SPIRITUALISTS and we have gone way too far and we REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT OURSELVES. Here is a lovely peom for your reading pleasure...

EMAIL dirtyunwashedhippie@yahoo.ca

VEGETARIAN MUMBO JUMBO

Unwashed dirty hippie

Lying on the ground Snacking on granola Spinning round and round He’s a pinko commie He’s a commie clown Too chicken to eat roast beef Something fishy’s going down

He says he’s a free spirit

And tofu is his game He must eat dairy free And the best organic grain It must not contain flour Or make a “clucking” sound Because hungry pinko commies don’t Eat beef that’s roast or ground

He rises with the sun

To smoke his commie weed Reggae in the background Wheatgrass and bird seed He lives a healthy lifestyle Though he can’t get off the floor Too stoned to cook a burger Or answer the front door

Going no where in a hurry

He’ll tells me what to eat I tell him he smells funny And it's coming from his feet So he tries to talk philosophy and the religion of the street I tell him Jesus hates him because he won't eat meat

He goes on about his freedom points at the hippy chicks he's laid I tell him there's no women here which means he must be gay Tired of his bullshit I say while rising from my seat “SHUT UP YOU VEGGIE COMMIE SHUT UP and EAT SOME MEAT!!!!”