En Taro Adun web-surfer. It's time to put Starcraft away when...
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- You thought that was a normal greeting.
- You close your eyes and see swarms of intercepters and zerglings.
- You call your spare coffee mug your 'safety pylon'.
- When you start your car you mutter "ready to roll out".
- You make zerg noises when you're frustrated.
- You see a police helicopter and wonder why no arbiter is there.
- You see a police heli' and glance around for scourge.
- Sleep ?
- Its not old pizza any more - It's creep.
- You'd pay money to make your cursor a running zergling.
- All your windows sounds are Starcraft.
- You've admired stars but wonder where Aiur is.
- Your paycheck became a hallucination when Starcraft appeared.
- You've got real hypothesis how guardians fly.
- If you've checked any hole for burrowed zerg.
- You swear in protoss "Nagat'Zul!"
- Your CD drive no-longer opens.
- You've thrown stuff looking for a tech tree chart.
- You avoid large trucks just in case they start lobbing Scarabs.
- You've fallen asleep reading the manual / tech-chart / B.net channels.
- Your car - Seige tank (lockdown to use horn), vulture cycle with speed upgrade, or economy SCV encounter suit?
- You watch the intro movie every day.
- You watch the intro movie just to see the new Blizzard logo effect.
- You've actually checked a local mall for "Tracey's Armory" or "Bob's guns".
- You visualize red-plague on people with colds and flu's.
- Every-day you start work with the phrase "I Have Returned".
- You don't need a measuring tape to measure from your bed to your computer. ( this goes beyond SC my friend.. seek help )
- You've played Terran 10 more than once just to beat it a different way.
- Four words "I Long For Combat".
- You watched the entire credits for Starcraft.
- You recognized a name on every page of the credits.
- You've poked a critter to death with your cursor ( try it. it works )
- Instead of leaving to go shopping for groceries / caffiene. You order pizza with extra six-packs of coke and continue playing.
- You make a list of addictions (well somebody would have said it)
- It's not a messy room.. It's a creep colony ( with expanding borders )
- Remember the stampede scene in "Lion King", Antelope swarming over the ridge. Remind you of anything? yep-me too.
- You've seen two lap-dogs and wondered who broodlinged the St-Bernard
- You've named anything after a campaign character.
- You've created models of any doodad out of anything ( coke can monothiths anybody? )
- You've checked microwave food for the green 'irradiate' fog.
- Fridge - Household appliance or 'Stasis' chamber for food?
- You Have more Starcraft "Stuff" than fingers. "Stuff"=like creep but it covers your desk and hard-drive.
- It's not a bed - It's a shield Battery.
- Quick test - What's your Windows wallpaper?
- You say this more than once a day. "Let's _________ and play Starcraft" typical answers are "leave work" "go home" "forget sleep" "skip supper" "ignore phone" "Record
" "Sell "
- Starcraft link on ANY web-page is a good enough reason for you to go to the page." hey there's SC info at http://209.67.136.168/ "
- If you recognized the above link BEFORE you checked it. You are addicted.
- The neighbors have complained about the explosions. The Animal rights people have inquired about the zerg noises.
- When the neighbors complain about explosions you've wished you could 'lift-off' your house and move. It's so easy in Starcraft.
- You know what CWAL stands for. And can name more than 5 people in it.
- You consider it a possibility to look up and see a Battlecruiser leaving an airport.
- It's not a possibility only because you don't go outside any more.
- You have a Starcraft unit tatoo. Or You're thinking about what you'd get where now.
- You are personally responsible for at least 2 of your friends getting Starcraft.
- If you're still reading this..you are addicted to Starcraft.
- If you've ever said. "I wouldn't feed that to my zerg" or "What a wimp Terran thing to say"
- Does the idea of painting the box art on the hood of a car, a running zergling on the side and BattleCruiser thrusters on the back appeal to you?
- Yes my stress ball has been cut, carved and painted to look like a zerg egg. ( It occurs to me Blizzard could make millions in merchandising )
- Windows is set up to run Starcraft imediately when you start your computer? ( What are you laughing at? I'm serious )
- Advanced addicts will have Starcraft license plate holders. Avoid these people.. Traffic laws have no bearing on a man with a saved game from the night before.
- zerg-burgers, spider fries, Frosty Archon Shakes, creep-pizza and scourge-wings, Vespene-Cola and the lovely Java-shield to ward off sleep.. Such is the diet of a Starcraft Addict. For those health and cafeteria food nuts. heheh.. you can have your Spaceweed salad and Marine rations.
- If you've ever tried to blame anything on a hallucination.
- If you've wished for a transport at a busy intersection.
- If you've wished for a Reaver when stuck in traffic.
- If the sign on your lawn says "This Property protected by Zerg. (alternately "Arclite" or "Auir" ) Trespassers will be eaten, nuked, brainwashed, assimilated, locked-down and vaporized, and then shot."
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