YOU MIGHT BE A TECHNECK IF...
...you go to Ebay to find the best price on nightcrawlers.
...your mama uses your old PC for a boat anchor.
...your 71 camaro is on blocks in the front yard...the blocks are old 286's.
...your chatroom nickname is Bocephus.
...your favorite website is KEEPITINTHEFAMILY.COM.
...you go online to find better prices on doublewides.
...your keyboard is camoflague, trebark pattern.
...you have family reunions online.
...you use mapquest to map out and find fishin holes. (GUILTY!)
...you scan the pic of the only deer you shot this year (a doe) and use Adobe Photoshop to cut
and paste a 10 pt. rack on her.
...the preacher emails you his sermon so you can fish on Sunday morning.
...you took a picture of your new PC to hang at the tackleshop.
...your daddy sells opposum online.
...your favorite chat room has a virtual fish fry every Friday night.
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SOME MORE OF THESE, SO IF YOU COME UP WITH ANY GOOD ONES, EMAIL THEM TO ME
BY THE LINK ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!
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