About First of Two
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"First of Two"
is the online nickname by which I subscribe to several websites. I used to be a member on Snopes.com's messageboards, and accumulated over 15,000 posts, before being banned for reasons that were never explained to my satisfaction. I think I scared the site's owner when I took on one of his pet trolls. But I'll never know for sure, as my allegiances have shifted.
Yes, I know how lame that sounds.
Vital Statistics
Real Name: (After some foolhardy attempts at stealing my personal info, I have thought better of posting any accurate information here.)
Aliases (from RPGs and nicknaming) : First of Two, Daniel Fairchild, Damien Kirk, Hack, Sin, Kolax Ivari, SimGod, Grigori, Rorahl, Snarfrashtalgarr, Angus McLeod, Unicorn, Doom Shepherd, and various others.
Age: Old enough that I seem immature.
DoB: It says 10/14/1271 on my birth certificate. Maybe that's a typo?
Weight: 185#, searching for #170.
Height: 6'0"
Ethnic Heritage: Scots/German/Irish/English/Welsh/Polish/Iroquois-American. Yes, I'm a mutt.
Education: BA:English Creative Writing, MS Library and Information Science, some PostGrad work.
Religious leanings: Deist/Agnostic, dabbler.
Political leanings: Constitutional Conservative, Social Liberal/Libertarian. Would-be Emperor.
Major Hobby Interests: Star Trek (TV show, Books, Models, Role-Playing Game), Writing (Poetry and some Fiction), Comic Books, Shuttle Patch collecting, Science Fiction (especially Hard-SF and Alternate History SF), Space Exploration, Monty Python, All Things Scottish.
Musical Interests: Tori Amos, Enya, Queen, Alanis Morrissette, Metallica, Linda Eder, Sting, Peter Gabriel, Live, Phil Collins/Genesis, Frank Sinatra, Judy Garland, 'Weird Al' Yankovic, They Might be Giants, Annie Lennox/Eurythmics, and others.
Special Powers: Reads at Inhuman Velocity, Near-Eidetic Memory, Multi-Character Mimicry, Receptive Empathy, Creative Lunacy (+5 to all rolls when insane.)
Weakneses: Vanilla Creme Doughnuts, Monster Burgers, Sweetened Iced Tea, Pumpkin Cake.
The Poems of First of Two
First of Two's Lair Abandon hope, all ye who enter. :p
The Legend of Kyoko the Mad.
A few things I've written in the "In Nomine" RPG universe.
Formal First
This is the most recent picture of me that is decent enough for display. I just don't photograph well. This is me in my tux a couple of years ago, just after I became a Master Mason (no, it's not really a secret, I can tell you that.)
I'm on the left (your left.) That's my father on the right.
Fearsome First
This is me in an 'Action Pose,' Wielding my trusty claymore, Beltempest. Fear us. And laugh.
First!
This is Me, Southparkified. Scary enough for you? Yes, that's a dead jeep. It's an in-joke, don't worry about it.
ANOTHER ME: (I like survey things. I'm going to add more eventually. Take one, they're silly.)
What type of Bishounen are you? Find out at artificial-soul.net by Rin.
find your element
at mutedfaith.com.
You are an INCENDIARY BADASS!
You are volatile. You're not too focused on
accomplishing all your objectives so long as
there's a lot of fire and brimstone to
accompany the Hell you bring to your enemies.
Chances are you piss off a lot of people and
keep on grinnin'.
What Type of Badass Are You?
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What Is Your Animal Personality?
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You're a Lunar Dragon. You prefer to stay secluded
from the rest of the world. You have few
friends, but those you have grow close. Love,
to you, is in the night. You look to the moon
for guidance and the stars for luck. The Lunar
Dragon feels comfortable in the cloak of
darkness, but you must learn to slowly step out
into the light.
What kind of Dragon are You?
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You're the Cheshire Cat. Your mysterious aura and
your penchant for riddles keep your friends
guessing. You dislike staying too long in any
one place. Your advice is always sound, if
somewhat enigmatic. The sum total of this is
that people are always following you and you
just WANT TO GET AWAY!
Which famous feline are you?
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Giles
"You should never be cowed by authority. Except, of course, in this instance, where I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong."
What "Buffy" Character Are You?
Your Heart is Grey
What Color is Your Heart?
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Seer
The ULTIMATE personality test
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The Dragon. Powerful, Majestic, Regal. You rarely
do things by halves and hate compromise. Those
who you trust you give your all for. Weak is
something that you are not.
What is the Dominant Inner being within You?
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