1)Don't ever, EVER kiss your brother!
2)Sometimes scoundrels can be the best choice.
3)If you know a guy who's been struggling with the same gangster for years, help him out by strangling the fat sucker.
4)The bigger and weirder the hair-do, the higher the rank.
5)Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
6)If you have a bad feeling about something, there's probably a good reason.
7)If you're not sure weather you like someone or you're going to kill him/her, baby, you're in LOVE!
8)Teddybears eat males, not females.
9)Females lead better than males do.
10)Virginity rules!