Title: Top Ten Questions I Have About Star Wars.

Author: R.Solo56

Rating: G

Category: Humor

Date:4/8/00

1) Why does C-3PO act gay all the time if he's not supposed to be?

2) What gave Lucas that bright idea for big, weird hair-dos'?

3) Does Chewie rip peoples' arms out when he can't get the knots out of his fur?

4) Can Han Solo breathe in that tight shirt?

5) What would have happened if Luke and Leia weren't related?

6) Why doesn't Darth Vader just get an inhailer?

7) Why do Ewoks eat male humans and not female humans?

8) Why does Jabba the Hutt have to be so fat and annoying? Isn't C-3PO, Luke's whining, and the Ewoks enough?

9) If Jedi can't feel passion, where do little Jedi come from? Who would want to do It if they could feel nothing?

10) Jedi feel, but they don't feel, and Dark Jedi don't feel, but they do feel. What the hell is up with that?