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2. Ironic Man
Girly Boy
Real Name: Cybil Thompson
Hight: 5'4"
Weight: 132 Pounds
Age: 22
Attacks: Man Punch
Powers: Omnipitence
Weapons: N/A
Sub Faction: N/A
Favroite quote: They're Pecs!
Ironic Man is, as you may or may not have noticed, a woman. But that's not the only irony. No no no.
Ironic Man was one of the earliest members of the Smashing 100, however at that time, the Smashing Man o' Doom, was not sure about whether or not to include women in the group. Ironic Man, Convinced her rejection was imminent, forged a last ditched attempt to gain admission by convincing the Smashing Man o' Doom that she was actually a HE and that he became a she under ironic circumstances. The Smashing Man o' Doom being as trusting as he was, agreed to let him/her into the group, however had she waited 2 days, then she would have been let in anyway after Kobra Girl informed the Equal Rights Authority about the sexual discrimination in the group. Unfortunately, Ironic Man must now keep up her charade as a man, otherwise she will be expelled for breach of contract. This includes such activities as Your Local Porn Mate's organized night's out to strip clubs with the others and using the men's facilities.
To top it off, she also has all the powers of a god but forgot how to use them.
Now that's Irony!!
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