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1. Human Mule
He's a bad-ass!
Real Name: Tony McCoy
Hight: 6'0"
Weight: 236 Pounds Age: 27
Attackes: Mule kick and the Donkey Ride
Powers: Strengh and Agility of a mule
Weapons: N/A
Sub Faction: N/A
Favroite quote: I pity da' Mule/you crazy Mule!
Human Mule was born half man, half mule. His mother was a mule; his father was an eccentric millionaire with tendencies we won’t go into. So there was born Human Mule, a man who throughout his youth, was tormented for looking different. Like a Mule. Upon reaching adulthood, he vowed to use his mule powers to fight crime every Thursday night, Wednesday Wheel of Fortune was on and who's ever heard of fighting crime on a Friday? Even mules deserve a night off. During his night off, at Chukie Cheeze, he met with the Smashing Man o' Doom who recognized his talents and inducted him into the Smashing 100. He soon became happy after seeing he was not the only half-man half-something else. He, Cueball, Hardkore Harrison, Lobster Boy and Kobra Girl still go to Chukie Cheeze on Fridays.
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