Go Bonkers Roadshow Songs
Go Bonkers! theme song
(to the tune of The Addams Family tv show theme song)
by Jeannette Jaquish Offered free for performance. http://www.jaquish@earthlink.net
Underlined words are on the beat, numbers are to silently count.
Your seat is warm and sticky,
Your Coke gave you a hickey,
The clientele is icky,
At Go Bonkers Comedy Jam!
The actors are all looney,
And sing all out of tOonEy (sing out of tune)
You won’t find Mickey Rooney,
At Go Bonkers Comedy Jam!
(1 2 3 4) Quack quack
(1 2 3 4) (1 2 3 4) (1 2 3 4) Ding Dong
(1 2 3 4) (1 2 3 4) (1 2 3 4) Hee Haw
(1 2 3 4) (1 2 3 4) (1 2 3 4) Tweet tweet
The jokes are really rotten,
You stuff your ears with cotton,
Glad when it’s forgotten,
At Go Bonkers Comedy Jam!
The Intermission Song
by Jeannette Jaquish Free for Performance
https://www.angelfire.com/scifi/theaterscripts
Make up your own tune. Italicized words are spoken.
Assign individuals to sing and say each line, and have the group sing “Let’s go to the snackbar, and have a little snack!”
Let’s go to the snackbar,
Let’s go to the snackbar,
Let’s go to the snackbar,
And have a little snack!
1-- Pastries full of weevils,
1-- One bite killed Kneivel,
Let’s go to the snackbar and have a little snack!
2-- Coffee full of caffeine,
2-- Your heart pounds like a freight train,
Let’s go to the snackbar and have a little snack!
3-- This cocoa tastes like acid rain.
4-- Will I ever walk again?
5-- Is cherry cheesecake green and hairy?
6-- Is this blindness temporary?
1-- Chocolate cake all melted,
1-- Like the Mississippi delta,
Let’s go to the snackbar and have a little snack!
2-- Apple pie’s delicious,
2-- Smells like rotten fishes,
Let’s go to the snackbar and have a little snack!
3-- Hock your watch to pay the price!
4-- Ignore your doctor’s good advice!
5-- Start your kids on a lifetime habit!
6-- Bouncing around like a spastic rabbit!
1-- Eat up, don’t be a cynic,
2-- We’re next door to the clinic,
Let’s go to the snackbar and have a little snack!
(slow down)
3-- We’ve got whatever thrills ya,
All -- Even if it kills ya,
Let’s go to the snackbar and haaave a liiittle snaaaaack!
(Everyone grab throats and bellies and die on stage. Curtain closes.)
Go Bonkers Road Show
