AGING
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
about your age and start bragging about it.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old.
Squash their toes with your rocker!
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting
in line for.
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Some people try to turn back their body's odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
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Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy.
It is that time when you know when to say yes and when
to say no, and when to say "WHOOPEE!"
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to
youth,
think of Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when everything either
dries up or leaks.
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I don't know how I got over the hill without getting
to the top.
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The golden years are really metallic years, gold in the tooth,
silver in your hair and most of all lead in the pants..
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is
that it is such a nice change from being young.
One must
wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
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Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly.
It is more often
a succession of jerks.
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Yeah; being young is beautiful,
but !
being old is comfortable.
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Old age is when former classmates are so gray,
wrinkled,
and bald that they don't recognize you.
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