How To Make Savage Garden Notice You...
12th March, 1999
Want Dan to remember you? Want Darren to notice you? Wanna look like a complete and utter moronic twit?? Then you've come to the right place baby! Here, for your edification, is a list of ideas guaranteed to get you noticed by those delish babes of Aussie pop.......well, you're bound to be noticed by someone anyway!! If you've got some ideas to add to the list, then don't be shy, email me!! ------> 
I promise I'll stick em up as soon as possible, okies? (PS It's highly advisable to limit your SG attracting activities to crying hysterically, or throwing undies at the stage - small harmless things. If you go around grabbing Darren's groin or whatever, you're likely to land yourself with a black eye...)
What's inside...?
* If Darren gets you up on stage (again), grab him by his bodysuit and yell "Wedgie!!"*
*Hack into NASA's mainframe and sign Darren up for the space program.*
*Sit in the front row , wave a dollar bill in front of Daz and shout "TAKE IT
OFF BABY, TAKE IT ALL OFF!"*
* At a concert, throw a baby doll and bottle at the stage and scream, "You
forgot to feed the baby before you left, idiot!"*
*Stare at Daniel's balls and tell him how gorgeous his eyes are.*
*Walk up to Karl and say "Wow Zac, you've been working out!!!...and what
happened to your hair?...Did you let Ike cut it again?!"*
So here we go...
The First 100 Ways To Make SG Notice You...
The Next 100 Ways To Make SG Notice You...
And if ya still want more...
Good lord....
No, it doesn't stop there either...
Or here for that matter!
Be afraid!
Be very afraid...
Some more bits and pieces...
messageboard- Why not have a say? Go on, be a rebel.
Wanna know who I am? - Then go here!
So what?! - Some utterly useless, pointless, stupid facts about da Garden
Chat Room - Gettin' chatty wit' it...na na na na...whoops, sorry!
Please vote for my page! Even if you reckon it's the most god-awful pathetic site you've ever seen!!
Look what I adopted! Ain't he cute? Vicious bugger though....he bites...
Sic 'em Dan!
Got an idea? Send it to me, I'll love ya forever!!
And one more thing.....YOU GOTTA GO HERE!!!! What Would You Like To See Daniel Do? This is sooooooo damn funnnnnnnnny!!! *falls off chair laughing*
Disclaimer: The author accepts no responsibilty for persons being arrested, thrown in mental institutions or punched in the face by any member of Savage Garden, as a result, either indirect or direct, of performing any of the above. :)
© Violet 1998
Email: savage_violet@hotmail.com
