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	04/09/00


<_-Hacking Your Way into a Girlie's Heart, Etc-_>


->Lesson One: Making Yourself Appear More Elite Than You Actually Are.

	-In real life, or on IRC, the most important thing that a girlie looks for in a hax0r is
	skill (she hopes it will move her up in the world), whether it is real skill (which is 
	hard to come by these days) or if its simply an elite host (hax0r@fbi.gov). 
	
	-To make yourself appear more elite than you actually are (or ever will be), the first 
	step is getting yourself an elite host (2845818@shellyeah.org probably won't cut it), 
	either by means of a shell, wingate, or bnc (and if you don't know of these things, just 
	tell the girl you admin some big network in your spare time and i'm sure she'll be 
	impressed).

	-In all retrospect, most girlies don't know the difference between _you_ and the real 
	thing, so don't worry.

	-Opposing popular use...to the majority of girlies, it is best not to use leet speak 
	(eye 4m 4 m45t0r hax0r); this will more often than not end up confusing them and leave 
	them bewildered. Thus, trying to impress them will prove useless. If you happen to have 
	a girl that knows 'leet speak', don't directly use this speak with her either, but use 
	it when she is in the premisis ("y0 m4ng, u b3tt4 ch3ck y0s3lf b4 u wr3ck y0s3lf"). This 
	will undoubtfully make you appear more elite/phearful than you actually are.

	-For those of you who are more 'skilled', deface webpages in the fair name of your 
	girlie... ("U R 0wned; mad props to my girlie"). This is a concept far beyond most 
	girlies, and seeing their name on www.yahoo.com proves very impressive.

A few other methods of making yourself appear elite: 

-obtaining operator status in as many channels as possible, do whatever you can to do so...
 suck dick, kiss ass, or stomp on some heads.

-pinging out her enemies on command will impress/delight her enough to have even cyber sex with 
 you... might wanna keep that in mind.

-using random 'big' words such as "heuristic control algorithm" or "pleisiochronous 
 communications" will be sure to impress... they do not even have to be in an order that makes 
 any sense. As long as your girlie hears 'big important words', she will believe that you are 
 elite...and the sad part is, that you will probably believe that you are too :(. 


*Making yourself appear more elite than you actually are, is the first step to hacking your way 
into a girlie's heart. Lesson two and three coming soon ('Making Your Girlie Feel Important', 
and 'Understanding Your Girlie').*


[Shouts to my 'elite' gang in ftg ....Debris, nerp, potus, omega44, JimJones, and all the rest.]


"If only i could be as cool as you." - Silverchair


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