Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?
Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
Is atheism is a non-prophet organization?
If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop who has the right away?
why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?
Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies?
Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?
Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
What is a free gift?
Aren't all gifts free?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?